War Room Lounge V20: Halloween Awareness: Dispatches Blast Yo Ass from a Pumpkin Patch

[Possum Jenkins]

Usain Bolt plays pro soccer now? @Possum Jenkins

Yeah, he's on an Australian team and scored in a friendly game.

He's pretty decent for a non-pro but still far from quality. And weirdly enough, doesn't seem THAT fast.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Bloody possums.
5am and the local wildlife tells me I'm slackin and need to hit the weights.

Spoiler

I've always been jealous of all the possums and various critters ya'll have down there

 

[Andy Capp]

I'll oblige though I'm not sure if I am more credible myself.

More-so than most.

 

[JDragon]

Ok...so apparently, a high-ranking official for Red Star Belgrade put 5 million Euros on his team losing by five goals. In the Champions League match vs PSG. Which they proceeded to lose 1:6.

Wtf did they think was gonna happen?!

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

@Gutter Chris

 

[Ruprecht]

I've always been jealous of all the possums and various critters ya'll have down there

Yeah, normally they are a lot more weary of humans.
Makes me wonder if someone's been feeding this one. Didn't even freak out when I patted it.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Yeah, normally they are a lot more weary of humans.
Makes me wonder if someone's been feeding this one. Didn't even freak out when I patted it.

I'm super jealous you got to pet that possum

 

[Gutter Chris]

@Gutter Chris

!!

 

[Trotsky]

Yeah, he's on an Australian team and scored in a friendly game.

He's pretty decent for a non-pro but still far from quality. And weirdly enough, doesn't seem THAT fast.

I want to see him run a fly route in the NFL soooo bad.

 

[danny23]

I want to see him run a fly route in the NFL soooo bad.

If he goes on the same stuff the NFL guys are on he'll shatter a few records.

 

[Tekk]

I've always been jealous of all the possums and various critters ya'll have down there

 

[Pessimystic]

Found this on the interwebz

 

[Trotsky]

Unpopular opinion: American (o)possums are cuter than Australian possums.

Yeah, normally they are a lot more weary of humans.
Makes me wonder if someone's been feeding this one. Didn't even freak out when I patted it.

*wary

 

[Trotsky]

It just me, or has Bellator done a fucking terrible job of promoting their HW Grand Prix?

I had no idea that Fedor/Sonnen was tomorrow night until just now.

 

[HomerThompson]

Unpopular opinion: American (o)possums are cuter than Australian possums.



*wary

 

[Fawlty]

Saw "tactical" Copenhagen cans for sale at the quick shop.

This is getting out of hand.

 

[HomerThompson]

Saw "tactical" Copenhagen cans for sale at the quick shop.

This is getting out of hand.

Does the chew turn into a bomb?

 

[Fawlty]

Does the chew turn into a bomb?

I think military-grade mouth cancer

 

[Limbo Pete]

Does the chew turn into a bomb?

No but it camouflages perfectly with all the debris in the cab of your truck

 

[HomerThompson]

I think military-grade mouth cancer