War Room Lounge v183: I am so fortunate I feel bad that I'm depressed

[tonni]

Ah, the ol' gamer gate move. About a year ago I asked my friend, who was all in on gamergate (and pizzagate lmao XD) ''hey you know what we haven't talked about in like 4 years?....ethics in gaming journalism.'' Got eem!

I finally read about gamergate more deeply this year.

Holy fucking shit, what a disgraceful group of turds these young men are. You can definitely see the seeds of today's online environment sprouting from that "discourse."

Gamergate is one of those things that apparently was very important to some people, but that I apparently found so uninteresting that my mind is incapable of retaining any of the details about it. I've probably been told 3 or 4 times but for the life of me I can't recall anything but vague male angst.

Every time someone tried explaining it to me, my mind just drifted off. I can’t take shit like that seriously. All the problems in the world, and I’m supposed to care about ethics in fucking gaming “journalism”. Nerds.

All these right wing conspiracies remind me of the shit we would make each other believe in elementary school.

“There’s a secret room in there, you have to knock on the wall in a certain pattern to open it up. Why do you think we can’t go in there?”

Stuff like that, all you need is a subject, an assumption and let your imagination do the rest.

 

[Fawlty]

Every time someone tried explaining it to me, my mind just drifted off. I can’t take shit like that seriously. All the problems in the world, and I’m supposed to care about ethics in fucking gaming “journalism”. Nerds.

All these right wing conspiracies remind me of the shit we would make each other believe in elementary school.

“There’s a secret room in there, you have to knock on the wall in a certain pattern to open it up. Why do you think we can’t go in there?”

Stuff like that, all you need is a subject, an assumption and let your imagination do the rest.

super secret: they didn't really care about ethics in gaming journalism

 

[tonni]

Well I don't know what meth is like but I certainly know my way around cocaine. Being able to focus when you have ADHD feels like you have a super power. I used to always pop an adderall before bjj tourneys lmao. Still think you should be penalized for pulling guard though. I'll start rolling dirty as fuck if you butt scoot. "Accidentally" elbow you and all that fun stuff. Also the knee on throat is super underutilized it seems. Sit super hard and pop that adam's apple like a cherry.

I miss being able to train where else can I wear spats like a single mom at lululemon.

When I took ritalin, I was like “Oohhhh that’s what focusing is like”. First thing I did was sit on a bench for half an hour just looking at the trees and birds and shit.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Well I don't know what meth is like but I certainly know my way around cocaine. Being able to focus when you have ADHD feels like you have a super power. I used to always pop an adderall before bjj tourneys lmao. Still think you should be penalized for pulling guard though. I'll start rolling dirty as fuck if you butt scoot. "Accidentally" elbow you and all that fun stuff. Also the knee on throat is super underutilized it seems. Sit super hard and pop that adam's apple like a cherry.

I miss being able to train where else can I wear spats like a single mom at lululemon.

Did someone say "cocaine"?

 

[Trotsky]

When I took ritalin, I was like “Oohhhh that’s what focusing is like”. First thing I did was sit on a bench for half an hour just looking at the trees and birds and shit.

Oh man, so Ritalin turns you into one of those park bench perverts

 

[tonni]

super secret: they didn't really care about ethics in gaming journalism

Nobody cares, it’s not a real thing, I don’t even consider it journalism. But yeah. I know. It’s the same with Hunter Biden, nobody but the people peddling the conspiracy give a fuck.

 

[tonni]

Oh man, so Ritalin turns you into one of those park bench perverts

I went home, reorganized everything, started reading, solved all these stupid puzzle books, nerdy shit like that.

 

[Trotsky]

I went home, reorganized everything, started reading, solved all these stupid puzzle books, nerdy shit like that.

One of my biggest regrets is not taking Vyvanse in law school. I could be a Supreme Court Justice right now.

 

[tonni]

Hunter Biden should start suing people imo.

 

[tonni]

One of my biggest regrets is not taking Vyvanse in law school. I could be a Supreme Court Justice right now.

Don’t you need to be elderly first?

 

[tonni]

His wife must love his company. They keep a dictionary beside the dinner table, and the nightstand.

I bet they listen to jazz while they each read a book.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Pfft. But if a cop uses it you all lose your damn minds and burn shit down

Drug dealers don't sign waivers beforehand homie. Also I'm referencing knee on throat as a particularly dirty move lol.

Everything you said about adhd and being able to focus is 100 percent accurate....

It's a pretty wild thing to have. When I found out people don't have a thousand thoughts a minute I felt pretty ripped off tbh.

When I took ritalin, I was like “Oohhhh that’s what focusing is like”. First thing I did was sit on a bench for half an hour just looking at the trees and birds and shit.

Bro. The things I notice I've never noticed before when I'm on medication is wild.

Did someone say "cocaine"?

It's insane how much money you can make off it. Back when I used to sell I was slinging bar bags at $20 and making absolute fucking bank. I'd make $100 in profit within twenty minutes of hitting the spot.

If you cut it you make hella more but I don't believe in cutting. It's still wild people still slinging weed considering the lack of profit. Those dudes are just good people helping society.

 

[Sketch]

I bet they listen to jazz while they each read a book.

What’s wrong with that?

 

[irish_thug]

They weren't taken, they were robbed. And i'm lovin it.

And there is only one man to blame.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Drug dealers don't sign waivers beforehand homie. Also I'm referencing knee on throat as a particularly dirty move lol.


It's a pretty wild thing to have. When I found out people don't have a thousand thoughts a minute I felt pretty ripped off tbh.


Bro. The things I notice I've never noticed before when I'm on medication is wild.


It's insane how much money you can make off it. Back when I used to sell I was slinging bar bags at $20 and making absolute fucking bank. I'd make $100 in profit within twenty minutes of hitting the spot.

If you cut it you make hella more but I don't believe in cutting. It's still wild people still slinging weed considering the lack of profit. Those dudes are just good people helping society.

I bet. I haven't had any in years. It's fun but those days are probably behind me.

 

[Sketch]

I bet. I haven't had any in years. It's fun but those days are probably behind me.

What days?

 

[Sketch]

And there is only one man to blame.

 

[tonni]

What’s wrong with that?

Imagine My Dinner with Andre but one of them is a woman.

 

[Sketch]

Imagine My Dinner with Andre but one of them is a woman.

Dude, please. It's ok on this PC I have now because it's a piece of shit but you cant be doing this when I get my new one. I cant spill or spit my drink out like this man

 

[M3t4tr0n]

What days?

The party days