You know you can put that wall of FUCKING text in a FUCKING quote right?
You know you can pull out that big FUCKING dick you got and let me tug on it for a while.
ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH RAKBAR
I figured you would be the only one that would get that reference.
Son?
You’re missing outAspartame causes strange muscle twitches and other neurological weirdness, for me anyway. I'm off that stuff.
"Joke is on them! I was only pretending to be retarded!"Your mom's like "Jesus, why are you laughing so hard, your ass is gonna fall off. What is it, son, show me?"
'Some people on the Internet think I'm retarded. It's funnier than I could have imagined.'
Andrew Yang does not know why he was not invited to speak to the DNC.
Not a very self aware individual, is he?
Please let it be Cardi B
I vote for #HotGirlPresident
Vice President W. A. Pussy incoming
The debate with Mike Pence.... in a room alone..... just one on one