You don't think "likes" are a useful window into the attitudes and psyches of posters? I think they are. It's easy to make fun but in the limited exchanges here I think "likes" can be more revealing than a person's posts.
Besides, since you use the smearing tactic of referencing one's alleged affinity for donuts, one's recollection of a college frat party and drink-spiking, a speculative analysis of one's father's alpha status, etc. to undermine a poster's credibility by character assassination, then accusations of others playing "dirty pool" by playing "like police" don't hold much weight.
Not that I don't appreciate the dedication you have towards the relentless application of said tactics. Then you drop a smart, thoughtful post here and there to throw people off. I think of you as the thinking man's ankle-biter. If you can maintain your standards you have my patronage as a post-reader.
I am interested in your thoughts on my analysis and your grading of the quality of my insults. Your opinion makes a difference, thank you.