War Room Lounge v148: all tip and no shaft

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They are the GOAT assassins imo, at least among mammals. But a fully swole polar bear is just too big and strong. Their paws alone are friggin massive.
That's why I'd like to see them fight one on one, to see how a tiger's speed deals with the polar bear's size and strength. Tigers in a pack are usually 1000 to 1 odds favorites, but their 1 on 1 fights with lions, crocs, etc. are impressive.
 
Tiger vs Polar Bear would be an interesting match up. P4P, tigers are some of the best fighters in the world. Their speed, agility and strength does it for them.
Really Big Siberian = Modest Adult Polar Bear in this matchup imo. Too bad the habitats don't overlap anymore.
 
Did he actually have a last name or is Jenkins also part of his first name?
They were both Jenkins. Harry Jenkins and Lamar Jenkins. They were a pair of baby bro rats that I picked out. I used to have an albino rat back in HS named Albert, and he was smart as hell. I have some pictures lying around somewhere of him, the cat, and our dog all hanging out together on the bed.
 
They were both Jenkins. Harry Jenkins and Lamar Jenkins. They were a pair of baby bro rats that I picked out. I used to have an albino rat back in HS named Albert, and he was smart as hell. I have some pictures lying around somewhere of him, the cat, and our dog all hanging out together on the bed.
Nice. Try to find them and post them here I could do with a good wank.
 
That's why I'd like to see them fight one on one, to see how a tiger's speed deals with the polar bear's size and strength. Tigers in a pack are usually 1000 to 1 odds favorites, but their 1 on 1 fights with lions, crocs, etc. are impressive.
The tiger would need to execute a perfect ambush bite to the neck/back of head, and it would have to be enough to get through all the fur, fat, and big ass skull without the bear powering out. I just don't see it. Once that fails, the tiger has no way of landing a killing blow without getting wrecked. Polar bears have wicked big teeth and strong bites themselves that have been adapted for holding on to very large, slippery prey. Smaller, starved or young polar bears? A lot more feasible. Not the bigguns though.
 
The tiger would need to execute a perfect ambush bite to the neck/back of head, and it would have to be enough to get through all the fur, fat, and big ass skull without the bear powering out. I just don't see it. Once that fails, the tiger has no way of landing a killing blow without getting wrecked. Polar bears have wicked big teeth and strong bites themselves that have been adapted for holding on to very large, slippery prey. Smaller, starved or young polar bears? A lot more feasible. Not the bigguns though.
That seems right. Bears are able to handle huge chunks of flesh being torn off them in a way that most animals aren't. It's artery or bust.
 
The utter gorilla dismissal here is both personal and vapid.

Gorillas are the Ron Waterman of animals. All muscle, little fight.

Actually, more like zero fight. I've never once see a gorilla fight where there's true damage. They tend to scream and puff up and maybe flail their arms a little bit but that's it.



Always found it bizarre that they're so highly regarded.
 
Gorillas are the Ron Waterman of animals. All muscle, little fight.

Actually, more like zero fight. I've never once see a gorilla fight where there's true damage. They tend to scream and puff up and maybe flail their arms a little bit but that's it.



Always found it bizarre that they're so highly regarded.


People who chose the gorillas are Brock Lesnar fans.
 
Regis Philbin died.

Dude was 88
 
Gorillas are the Ron Waterman of animals. All muscle, little fight.

Actually, more like zero fight. I've never once see a gorilla fight where there's true damage. They tend to scream and puff up and maybe flail their arms a little bit but that's it.



Always found it bizarre that they're so highly regarded.

Just blatant disrespect I can't even
 
The tiger would need to execute a perfect ambush bite to the neck/back of head, and it would have to be enough to get through all the fur, fat, and big ass skull without the bear powering out. I just don't see it. Once that fails, the tiger has no way of landing a killing blow without getting wrecked. Polar bears have wicked big teeth and strong bites themselves that have been adapted for holding on to very large, slippery prey. Smaller, starved or young polar bears? A lot more feasible. Not the bigguns though.

MMAnimals Math or Species make fights?
 
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