War Room Lounge v140:(redacted)

[lsa]

@Isa great job in the plays and WR recently! Keep up the good work!

Thanks man. I owe it all to you for believing in me.

 

[Fawlty]

@Isa great job in the plays and WR recently! Keep up the good work!

Too eager, missed keystroke. You're as welcome as any other.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Too eager, missed keystroke. You're as welcome as any other.

I’m averaging about 2 typos a post, so that was pretty mousered

 

[lsa]

speaking from personal experience?

If you quoted my full post you would have known since :

I have 2 exes that are Finns. Both blonde cute little things.
I'll take my chances.

FYI there is a huge difference between male and female Finns. the females are pretty wild.
The male... well you are not wrong.

 

[Fawlty]

I’m averaging about 2 typos a post, so that was pretty mousered

It's all love tonight, even for typos. Just no pretense.

You're a rollercoaster of sucking and kicking ass, intermittently. Overall, not something to be ashamed of. Except the Ron Paul stuff. Woof.

 

[lsa]

But you're engaged in it, right now with me, and I have your full fucking attention, so you don't have to pretend. You offer nothing interesting, but again, that's okay. I'm absolving you of your shittiness. It's one of the many services I provide.

Awww thats cute.
Sorry but no, responding to you does not really mean I am "engaged in it" and you have my "full fucking attention".
But if that makes you feel better go ahead and believe so, you big bad ass forum poster you.

 

[weed]

LOL, you actually think you matter.
Its a fucking karate forum, get over your self.

all donuts matter

 

[Fawlty]

And the fucked up thing, I do have to tell. Like I said before, I stay kinda celibate. Hibernation can last 1-3 years. There's an anorexic vegan who is leaving town. We've been hanging out a little. She's like a twig, Jesus. Mid-20s. None of my relationships are good. They have a leaving town or a leaving country thing going on. An African last time. This is getting a little ridiculous.

I was worried a little about the declining power of my orgasms, fearing a bit of prostate fuckery. IRL breaks through all of that nicely. A mole on the pelvis. You get all cutesy and bite it, but it's not really gross or cute, it's just something to do. So you chew on it and laugh a little, self-consciously. Hit your teeth on her spine. But it's not really doing anything, it's just the next thing to do until you work up another one.

Haven't had a relationship worth a shit since 2005. salud.

 

[Fawlty]

Awww thats cute.
Sorry but no, responding to you does not really mean I am "engaged in it" and you have my "full fucking attention".
But if that makes you feel better go ahead and believe so, you big bad ass forum poster you.

Yeah the classic I don't care but I really care. Yaaaaaaaawn.

 

[lsa]

Yeah the classic I don't care but I really care. Yaaaaaaaawn.

Dear lord why would I care about you?
I never interacted with you.
You take your self way too seriously.

No wonder you thought fucking a donut was a good idea...

 

[Fawlty]

"fibromyalgia"

Jesus Christ, no, you're just not getting vitamins and stuff. Eat.

 

[irish_thug]

all donuts matter

No. Fuck those sprinkle ones.


Not literally mind you.

 

[Fawlty]

Dear lord why would I care about you?
I never interacted with you.
You take your self way too seriously.

No wonder you thought fucking a donut was a good idea...

Totally doing fine and you're not upset. But again, like I said, you're welcome here. Welcome to the Fawlty show.

 

[lsa]

Totally doing fine and you're not upset. But again, like I said, you're welcome here. Welcome to the Fawlty show.

Thanks but no thanks.

 

[Fawlty]

She couldn't even throw a disc 100 feet.

 

[Fawlty]

Thanks but no thanks.

Not your decision, actually.

 

[Trotsky]

I think it's interesting that the two blues who have the most raging hard-ons for me, Lead and Rup, have both been in dire health emergencies in recent times. I'm not saying there's a correlation, but I am saying that I am a magical and malicious being. Who has to take a lot of ibuprofen. It's heavy lifting.

Hey man. If you're able to inflict physical ailments on posters with your mind, would you mind sterilizing Amerikuracana? Don't like take away his boners or anything, but maybe just load a few blanks in there.

 

[Fawlty]

Hey man. If you're able to inflict physical ailments on posters with your mind, would you mind sterilizing Amerikuracana? Don't like take away his boners or anything, but maybe just load a few blanks in there.

With that one, we're taking a different strategy. He's such a virile motherfucker that we recognize there is no stopping his charging loins, no staying his northward bulge. We're just gonna keep throwing questionable pussy and immigrants his way until one of them sticks around. It's like sacrificing one of your own to the man-eating tigers. An ugly strategy, but necessary.

 

[irish_thug]

They edited out my thread title for some reason (super sensitive poster?), so that it said Lounge: 140.

So I edited it so the title said Lounge: (redacted).

Then I said that they were keeping the numbers a secret.

Then they edited it to to say Lounge 140: (redacted)

So I think it all worked out swimmingly, and also I gave the mods the opportunity to hawk the thread, hoping I was going to do something that they could infract me for. That excites them, sexually. Especially @Lead, because he's way more angry and sensitive than he lets on.

No no. I'm the angry one. @Lead is only sensitive in so far as he is a compassionate human being. Something we should all strive for. Well. All except me.

 

[weed]

these conspiracy theories are great.