The funny thing about "donuts" is that I did tell the only legitimate donut story. The problem is that either alphaomegaman, or possibly a female poster I used to talk to here and who professed her love to me, decided to turn it into some bizarre lie.
This female, I got to know pretty well over chat and phone calls. Her identity is irrelevant, and none of any of your business (long since gone from here), as nothing was public or even privately revealed on the forums. The problem was that she turned out to be massively obese. Like, I haven't been trim and sexy since maybe 2013, but this was a whole 'nother level.
But somebody is spreading lies, so fuck it. She share a YT vid with me, and hadn't locked her other vids. It was a fat that was way over the line. I feel bad for being shallow as she's a cool person, but again, the lies force my hand.
The donut story somehow became a fetish or something I "creeped someone out with," but that simply didn't happen.
As I was trying to let her down (and hope that she worked things out with her hubby), she went for it, sent me full-on "I love you" stuff and a really nice little painting and a couple other little things. Bless her heart, but it was too late then.
It's a shame it had to turn into gross rumors about donuts (wtf?) but that's how it rolls out. And that I'm not sure whether it's her or AOM spreading the bullshit, that's unfortunate too. He's such a mark. Like Gryphonart, he was infatuated with her.
People should have just gone their own ways, but fuck it. Morbidly obese. That's why. Sorry lulz.
