War Room Lounge v122: my bad bro

[Fawlty]

Alexander the Great reportedly supplied his troops with rations of liquorice.

It has been known for eons that licorice is the cure for what ails ye.

 

[Fawlty]

Calm down there Freud. I've called a lot of people here motherfuckers, but I don't think anyone here is actually fucking their mom. Their mom actually has standards, unlike some poor Syrian refugee considering going back to her war torn country to escape forced impregnation

See above. And I'm sure your mother is lovely in an appropriate way.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

It has been known for eons that licorice is the cure for what ails ye.

I would rather hear someone yell active shooter in a movie theater than ever see this sentence again.

 

[Fawlty]

I would rather hear someone yell active shooter in a movie theater than ever see this sentence again.

I don't think I'm wrong in pointing out that getting mad about licorice is the pinnacle of old fuddy-duddyness. It's even more fuddy-duddy than praising licorice, which is pretty fucking fuddy-duddy.

 

[Mr. Shickadance]

I don't think I'm wrong in pointing out that getting mad about licorice is the pinnacle of old fuddy-duddyness. It's even more fuddy-duddy than praising licorice, which is pretty fucking fuddy-duddy.

The only way black licorice is acceptable is an alcohol form and even then it is awful but at-least you might get drunk before you puke.

Licorice reminds me of liver spots,mothballs, Matlock, and getting switches so something can be learned.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I don't think I'm wrong in pointing out that getting mad about licorice is the pinnacle of old fuddy-duddyness. It's even more fuddy-duddy than praising licorice, which is pretty fucking fuddy-duddy.

I swear to God it's like you're the most uninteresting time traveler in the history of time travelers.

 

[senri]

The driest place in America.

You need to moisturize your body even more Mr. Fawlty.... You must become beautiful....

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

What are some high end brands of licorice. Not crummy twizzlers

 

[HockeyBjj]

What are some high end brands of licorice. Not crummy twizzlers

 

[Fawlty]

I swear to God it's like you're the most uninteresting time traveler in the history of time travelers.

This timeline is merely a distraction, because in all other timelines, I had intercourse black licorice with your mother. That's just time traveling 101.

 

[Fawlty]

You need to moisturize your body even more Mr. Fawlty.... You must become beautiful....

Moisturize my candle.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Really jelly belly? No higher end brand. That’s kinda mass produced. I do like those gross Harry potter jelly beans tho

I was expecting some weird Bavarian brand that is made in the mountains by someones fat grandmother.

 

[Fawlty]

Really jelly belly? No higher end brand. That’s kinda mass produced. I do like those gross Harry potter jelly beans tho

I was expecting some weird Bavarian brand that is made in the mountains by someones fat grandmother.

Yes tell me of these licorices!

 

[HockeyBjj]

Really jelly belly? No higher end brand. That’s kinda mass produced. I do like those gross Harry potter jelly beans tho

I was expecting some weird Bavarian brand that is made in the mountains by someones fat grandmother.

I was just being a shit and posting licorice flavored jelly beans

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I was just being a shit and posting licorice flavored jelly beans

I like both flavors and I even like the chocolate flavors.

but I want a real good high end brand. Something not mass produced.

 

[Trotsky]

Really jelly belly? No higher end brand. That’s kinda mass produced. I do like those gross Harry potter jelly beans tho

I was expecting some weird Bavarian brand that is made in the mountains by someones fat grandmother.

Ugh.

There's nothing more pretentious than a licorice snob.

 

[Fawlty]

Ugh.

There's nothing more pretentious than a licorice snob.

I think @Lead should set up a WR licorice tournament.

 

[Limbo Pete]

I don't understand these strong reactions to a black licorice. Please enumerate your hostilities so I may learn the error of my ways.

At least tell me you savages aren't digging on those godawful "Nibs"

I'm with ya there, bud
I love black licorice

 

[Fawlty]

I'm with ya there, bud
I love black licorice

tbh I even kinda like "nibs"

 

[Limbo Pete]

tbh I even kinda like "nibs"

Yeah me too