War Room Lounge v114: Now I really want a Cinnabon. Thanks a--hole.

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Sitting downstairs starting the morning, small breakfast, working but not really working hard yet. Regular Thursday morning.

Heard a loud "bangggg" at the side of the house near the back patio door. My first thought was "wth to arm up like Rambo is someone breaking in?!". I look outside in the back, see nothing, but then I look at the water in the back and I see 3 ducks, one kinda jumping from the backyard to the water and the other two chasing the duck. The second duck then jumps on the first duck, and the third duck is blocking the path to the water. Then I realized, the other two ducks are raping the first duck, and the first duck was trying to get away and had clanged my patio door. Rape ducks! After about 30 seconds of sexual assault, the first duck gets away, and the other two ducks chase that one into the water, and then the two ducks keep trying to trap that one while it eventually dives underwater to get away. The other two ducks were scouting the water to see where the first duck went before I went back inside.

Not sure who is gonna win this battle of the animal kingdom, but I'll take this as a sign that it will be an interesting day.
 
MMAisGod said:
Sitting downstairs starting the morning, small breakfast, working but not really working hard yet. Regular Thursday morning.

Heard a loud "bangggg" at the side of the house near the back patio door. My first thought was "wth to arm up like Rambo is someone breaking in?!". I look outside in the back, see nothing, but then I look at the water in the back and I see 3 ducks, one kinda jumping from the backyard to the water and the other two chasing the duck. The second duck then jumps on the first duck, and the third duck is blocking the path to the water. Then I realized, the other two ducks are raping the first duck, and the first duck was trying to get away and had clanged my patio door. Rape ducks! After about 30 seconds of sexual assault, the first duck gets away, and the other two ducks chase that one into the water, and then the two ducks keep trying to trap that one while it eventually dives underwater to get away. The other two ducks were scouting the water to see where the first duck went before I went back inside.

Not sure who is gonna win this battle of the animal kingdom, but I'll take this as a sign that it will be an interesting day.
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And you did nothing?
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MMAisGod said:
LOLOL!!! Pic destroys any witty response I had lol.
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Oddly enough, I saw a Sparrow jumping on the back of another Sparrow yesterday. I'm not sure if it was consensual.

I built two bird houses the other night with some scrap wood from rebuilding my porch stairs, and some other random scraps I had in my basement. Some Sparrows quickly moved in to one of them, and the incident occurred shortly after. I don't know if I'm an accessory to an assault, or if they were just celebrating new home ownership.
 
A.C. said:
a koshern un freilichen Pesach!

Al, bubelah, are you Jewish hapa also? I don’t practice tbh but still identify as Jewish.
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No but I grew up in a pretty heavily Jewish area of San Diego, I spent every day of grade school at the local JCC, many of my friends growing up were jews and the closest I ever got to being married was to a Jewish girl so I've gotten an appreciation for the culture over the years.
 
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TheComebackKid said:
You have to piece it together through various subjects. Learning about the occult is a good place to start tho.
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I don't mess with no occult shit, dude. Even reading about that draws their attention.
 
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nac386 said:
Oddly enough, I saw a Sparrow jumping on the back of another Sparrow yesterday. I'm not sure if it was consensual.

I built two bird houses the other night with some scrap wood from rebuilding my porch stairs, and some other random scraps I had in my basement. Some Sparrows quickly moved in to one of them, and the incident occurred shortly after. I don't know if I'm an accessory to an assault, or if they were just celebrating new home ownership.
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In 2034 when #MeToo bird version trends, these posts will be exposed and our lives ruined.
 
You know what, maybe the Netherlands is just better off under water. Go climate change go!
 
nac386 said:
They just eat too much. I have a feeder that squirrels can eat from, and a feeder that they can’t. That way the birds always have a feeder that’s not either empty, or being mauled by a squirrel.
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The squirrels and I have an understanding , as long as they stay away from the bird feeder I'll share my hazel nuts with them .




















Translation: they haven't figured out how to get to the bird feeder and I can't keep them out of the hazelnut tree .
 
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