War Room Lounge v112: Well now I know why Sherdog hates migration.

[Limbo Pete]

I mean what if his wife was a nymphomaniac? That's a fucked up thing to write a movie about imo.

it was incredibly uncomfortable. Cage looked like something that dropped out of a dog's ass, and this poor young actress had to have him grabbing all over her naked body lolololol. Jesus Christ, at one point he says he's going to "spank some respect into her". There's an extended scene where he's standing around in animal print speedo-type underwear and it is 50 different kinds of unsightly.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Have you ever lived in a nightmare before Mr. Limbo?

I just had one that lasted an hour and a half and starred Nicolas Cage

 

[tonni]

it was incredibly uncomfortable. Cage looked like something that dropped out of a dog's ass, and this poor young actress had to have him grabbing all over her naked body lolololol. Jesus Christ, at one point he says he's going to "spank some respect into her". There's an extended scene where he's standing around in animal print speedo-type underwear and it is 50 different kinds of unsightly.

Oh god no I was only kidding, they went there? Oh my fucking lord

 

[Trotsky]

I wasn't exaggerating. Worst movie i've ever seen in my entire life.
It should be locked in a secret vault somewhere and protected by a golem.

Well the google search link for its wiki page seems to go to a movie soundtrack written by the singer of Evanescence for another movie. So..good start.

 

[tonni]

Have you ever lived in a nightmare before Mr. Limbo?

I have sleep paralysis you should ask me you twink

 

[senri]

I just had one that lasted an hour and a half and starred Nicolas Cage

Are you sure about that?

 

[Limbo Pete]

Are you sure about that?

i wish I could forget

 

[senri]

I have sleep paralysis you should ask me you twink

I was aware of this a couple weeks ago...

 

[tonni]

@Limbo Pete You should try SPF 18. I was extremely annoyed and crying from laughter at the same time.

 

[senri]

i wish I could forget

You will...I'll see to it that you do...

 

[tonni]

I was aware of this a couple weeks ago...

Well sorry to disappoint you but there have been other sleep paralysis visitors besides you. Put a ring on it.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Oh god no I was only kidding, they went there? Oh my fucking lord

I'm really not exaggerating guys. Without a shadow of a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen.

Many years ago, when I was doing energy management shit, we got contracted to produce a work safety video. The dude editing it all together was the relative of a good friend, and he persuaded us to watch this god awful home made horror movie starring himself, his horse faced wife and a bunch of people he found at, like, the bus station or some shit.
That thing was better than what I just experienced.

 

[senri]

 

[tonni]

I'm really not exaggerating guys. Without a shadow of a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen.

Many years ago, when I was doing energy management shit, we got contracted to produce a work safety video. The dude editing it all together was the relative of a good friend, and he persuaded us to watch this god awful home made horror movie starring himself, his horse faced wife and a bunch of people he found at, like, the bus station or some shit.
That thing was better than what I just experienced.

Did he release the movie???

 

[tonni]

It's way worse than any gif you find on the internet, to be honest. Nothing like being completely frozen and you hear something running around on four legs, just sniffing and grunting and getting closer.

 

[tonni]

@Limbo Pete

I was completely confused. I never watched Netflix before, and my then girlfriend put it on and I thought "well it's a netflix movie how bad can it be?" dear god.

I only figured out like halfway through the movie that nope, it wasn't me, the movie was really badly made.

 

[senri]

It's way worse than any gif you find on the internet, to be honest. Nothing like being completely frozen and you hear something running around on four legs, just sniffing and grunting and getting closer.

You'll get used to it when you're ready... I promise you...

 

[tonni]

You'll get used to it when you're ready... I promise you...

Well you know I'm actually superstitious because of it. I will never loudly say demonic names more than once in a row, I'm not even kidding. I feel like if I pay attention to supernatural things during the day, it manifests itself during sleep paralysis episodes. It's like an invitation.

I did say Senri three times in the mirror, I'm getting an STD test as soon as this pandemic is over.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Im in meteo detroit where our numbers are getting worrisome. I normally hate backwoods camping but i think id probably rather do that than this too. This is hard on me and im an anti social hobbit type so i can only imagine how much its bothering you

I've been listening to a lot of anarcho punk lately.

This video hits my heart. That woman at the ends monologue makes my eyes water. Maybe when this is all over I'll spend some time in Paris. Hemingway certainly loved it.


Makes me think of one of my absolute favorite songs.

"Beat me mate in the cells till he pissed blood
But now that copper's lying in the mud
And the boots rain in, HARD
That bastard's gonna wind up scarred
And the girl who he once framed
Torched his car now it's in flames
This is the day we've waited for, all our anger out it pours

ANGER - HATE - AGGRO - RAGE"

 

[Trotsky]

Btw, @tonni, I really do think orange scented cleaners are awful. I used to detail cars and there was this foamy upholstery cleaner that was orange scented and made me nauseous.