War Room Lounge v100: Come with me one a magical journey through time and dirty toilets

[HunterSdVa29]

Recently found out that Australians' nickname for speedos is budgy smugglers

Lol

i once heard a Brit use the term 'womb broom' to refer to a male member while in Afghanistan

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

On that note, @nac386, I've become more sympathetic to that Ari dude. His tweet still wasn't funny, nor was anything else I saw from him on his Twitter page, but he said he does that for every celebrity death as a sort of irreverent roast thing. So I kind of feel bad for him that this one just pretty much death knelled his career, got him booted by an employer, and made him make all his social media accounts private.

Gilbert Gottfried lost his cushy Aflac gig because he was tweeting out jokes about the Fukushima tsunami.

You live by the tweet/jokes, you die by the tweet/joke

I don't think Gilbert realized that Aflac does 75% of there business in Japan

 

[Fawlty]

Had me in agreement up until the last sentence.

Nothing personal, but: https://www.google.com/search?q=how+a+joke+works

 

[Trotsky]

Gilbert Gottfried lost his cushy Aflac gig because he was tweeting out jokes about the Fukushima tsunami.

You live by the tweet/jokes, you die by the tweet/joke

I don't think Gilbert realized that Aflac does 75% of there business in Japan

Holy shit, I didn't know Gottfried was that duck.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Holy shit, I didn't know Gottfried was that duck.

Oh an Aflac probably didn't realize that Gilbert was somewhat famous for this

"During his monologue at a Friars Club roast of Hugh Hefner three weeks after the September 11 attacks, Gottfried joked that he had intended to catch a plane, but could not get a direct flight because "they said they have to stop at the Empire State Building first". This was one of the first public examples of 9/11 humor. Audience members responded with hisses and a cry of "Too soon!" Gottfried then abandoned his prepared remarks and launched into the venerable Aristocrats joke, winning back the audience.[26] Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza used Gottfried's monologue as a segment in their 2005 film The Aristocrats.["

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

 

[Sketch]

I kid you not, I was just riding an elevator at work and some delivery man said to me in the elevator

"You watch the superbowl?"

"Part's of it" I replied

"Good half time show" He said

I almost burst out laughing after your comments in the lounge. He might have been talking about J-LO but it's possible it was the men with canes too.

 

[Gregolian]

Ok that makes waaaaaaaaaaay more sense. I thought they were catering to their fans for a second there.

If they were catering to fans with that it’d either be hip hop or like.... Korn playing halftime.

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

@Captain Davis do any of your coworkers look like this?

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

Apparently he's always had trouble with geography

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

Holy shit, I didn't know Gottfried was that duck.

But .....that voice lol

 

[Trotsky]

But .....that voice lol

I thought it was the duck's actual voice.

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

What makes it so great is that it's a week after Pompeo tried to shame a reporter by making her point out Ukraine on a map.

And in which state will Pompeo be running for Senate? Kansas

It so much better when you point out that the reporter has a degree in European Studies from Cambridge .

 

[PolishHeadlock2]

It so much better when you point out that the reporter has a degree in European Studies from Cambridge .

A Masters too lol

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

Does anyone else hear "Janeane Garofalo" whenever the kickball announcers say "Jimmy Garoppolo"?

No but I will from now on lol

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Lol no one cares what you think. Get back in your box.

Keep acting like you don’t know what the Super Bowl is.

“Wait people watch this event, I never knew it”

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

I kid you not, I was just riding an elevator at work and some delivery man said to me in the elevator

"You watch the superbowl?"

"Part's of it" I replied

"Good half time show" He said

I almost burst out laughing after your comments in the lounge. He might have been talking about J-LO but it's possible it was the men with canes too.

How much you wanna bet it was @Falsedawn or @KONG-D'SNT-TAP in that elevator with you? And if it was you know it was for those dudes shouldering and caning their way down the stage inducing micro movements in their underpants as they watched it.

Keep acting like you don’t know what the Super Bowl is.

“Wait people watch this event, I never knew it”

I know what the Superbowl is dingus. What I didn't know is how gay the half time show was. Admit it you liked that shit.

 

[curryjunkie]

@Captain Davis do any of your coworkers look like this?

what the fuck is an "instagram model" a chick who takes selfies and puts em online? does she approach herself in the street and state "hey, i could be a model"
also... wood...

 

[Rational Poster]

 

[Prokofievian]

@Captain Davis do any of your coworkers look like this?

That is @Captain Davis

also wood.