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You should have whispered into her ear "I'll always be your bodyguard."
Getting laid in New Orleans used to be easy. Literally tourist girl. I say"hey I live across the street" and I don't look creepy as that uggo @Amerikuracana
Imagine if she got the reference and treated it like a compliment
California wouldn't let you take anything unsealed to go from restaurants till this pandemic hit. They were pretty quick to change those laws, which was nice. I'm staying at an Inn this weekend so I'll be getting a lot of drinks to go.
Lmao imagine locking eyes with some girl after that reference. boom. Pregnant.