Social War Room Lounge Thread #325: PotWR Edition

[Yoricks Wisdom]

I had pressed duck on a trip to Beijing years ago in a fairly upscale restaurant. Very tasty, if in fact that is what it was.

Wanted to quaff a cold beer with it but, since they don't fucking believe in ICE over there, had to settle for lukewarm TsingTao.

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

Chinese restaurant closed down after 'roasted duck' turns out to be street pigeons​

Chinese restaurant closed down after 'roasted duck' turns out to be street pigeons

Chinese restaurant Jin Gu has been forced to close down after their 'roast duck' turned out to be dead street pigeons

www.ladbible.com

Good thing they were dead pigeons


And for the record I would eat pigeon, a birds a bird

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Man accused of sex with a corpse on NYC subway train​

Man accused of sex with a corpse on NYC subway train

The crime occurred on a subway train near the Whitehall St subway station in Lower Manhattan, according to police.

abc7ny.com

damn thats a headline to wake up to. and it didn't happen in florida.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Good thing they were dead pigeons

well shit, whats the alternative? i wouldn't imagine it would be much fun trying to eat a bird or any animal that is still alive and kicking. i guess you just gotta cook it a little longer.

but if you have the shame and audacity to eat your steaks blue rare then you may as well just grab a fork and knife and start eating straight from the backside of a cow. the cow can still be saved god damn it, but your dignity can not.

 

[Mr Holmes]

And for the record I would eat pigeon, a birds a bird

 

[lsa]

Good thing they were dead pigeons


And for the record I would eat pigeon, a birds a bird

We used to eat them in the west too.
Squab I think they are called.
It used to be a delicacies

 

[The Diplomat]

Good thing they were dead pigeons


And for the record I would eat pigeon, a birds a bird

Teddy would be proud.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

We used to eat them in the west too.
Squab I think they are called.
It used to be a delicacies

Oh great, next thing you'll be eating kittens!

Savage!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

this chick defrauded the dollar general she worked at for over 10 grand worth of merch.

that's like the whole damn store, carpet and everything!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

this comment had me rolling

Imagine you are granted a call to make sure your children are safe at home and you use it for legal advice on whether you can go to the bathroom or not.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

was this on purpose or what? smfh head. nobody there knew or told him that it will come off or what?

that is kind of funny though so i wanted to share. i don't think this deserves its own thread and i can't find any recent jd vance threads because everybody seems to have forgotten that he even exists ever since his running mate got elected as president so i'm putting this shit here.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

this cop just gets shot through the neck by a bunch of dopers on the run and keeps his cool and maintains control of the scene while bleeding to death. his first reaction after going on a pursuit for some criminals and getting shot up? "my wife is going to be pissed."

 

[idrankyourbeer]

lol @ this kid chirping off the cop who wanted to arrest him for hurting his feelings.

and that junkie getting interrogated is good shit too. i only came up here for the coke. wham bam thanks for the coke now put me back in my cell. jeff loves his soda.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

Let's all go to El Salvador for Spring Break.

Who's with me!!?

 

[Cajun]

Let's all go to El Salvador for Spring Break.

Who's with me!!?

Me lol. Why is this a joke? Did something happen there?

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

dude, it's all over the news.
Trump is sending gang members there.
I'd like to see him send that skank gov from Maine there.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

Nate Silver predicts AOC will be the Dem candidate in 2028.