Social War Room Lounge Thread #324: On a long enough timeline,

[koquerelle]

@koquerelle is this true? are wild turkeys really taking over the streets of montreal?

Wild turkeys are suddenly popping up throughout Montreal​

​

Wild turkeys have become a regular occurrence in parts of Montreal.

Residents waiting for the bus or taking out the trash are noticing they have company — the company of wild turkeys.

Tadeusz Splawinski, researcher and biologist with the Canadian Wild Turkey Federation, said the presence of wild turkeys in the city has become the new normal.

Experts say wild turkey populations in southern Quebec have steadily climbed over the past two decades due to warming temperatures.

Splawinski says the resourceful birds are flocking to cities to evade hunters and are thriving in urban environments.

This, however, causes concern that predators could be following close behind.

“I think Montrealers will see a rise in coyote populations as the turkey population grows,” said David Bird, a wildlife biology professor at McGill University.

Wild turkeys are suddenly popping up throughout Montreal. Here’s why | Globalnews.ca

Experts say the resourceful birds are flocking to cities to evade hunters and are thriving in urban environments. Are predators following close behind?

globalnews.ca

That is nuts.

Nope. No turkeys in my area.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

during the summer months, great herds of the bastards flock to the neighborhoods around here.

drives my dog crazy, looking out the window 'wtf, bark bark, are those things, bark bark.'

I'm more concerned with the influx of fuzzy, stoner bears TBH.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

That is nuts.

Nope. No turkeys in my area.

i was going to say you responded to my post about wild turkeys infiltrating the streets of montreal by shooting me a promo ad to read your comic book? that's some shameless self promoting right there. but then i realised that the templates on this thread are still all fucked.

 

[koquerelle]

i was going to say you responded to my post about wild turkeys infiltrating the streets of montreal by shooting me a promo ad to read your comic book? that's some shameless self promoting right there. but then i realised that the templates on this thread are still all fucked.

I'm not that shameless.

There was a story last year of an aggressive turkey attacking people in a small Montreal suburb . I'll try to find it. Do you speak a bit of French? The video of the mayor explaining how they killed the bird was hilarious.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I'm not that shameless.

There was a story last year of an aggressive turkey attacking people in a small Montreal suburb . I'll try to find it. Do you speak a bit of French? The video of the mayor explaining how they killed the bird was hilarious.

that would be funny to see that turkey in action. at least it wasnt a canada goose. those cock suckers are the spawn of satan.

 

[koquerelle]

that would be funny to see that turkey in action. at least it wasnt a canada goose. those cock suckers are the spawn of satan.

Do you speak a bit of French?

I fucking despise goose. They shit everywhere. They're noisy. They're aggressive. I stopped l playing golf at one course because there's goose shit on all the greens. My buddies got attacked by one and they ran screaming like little girls. It happened more than 15 years ago and I still make fun of them. I bought them goose figurines so they would never forget the infamous day.

 

[Cajun]

during the summer months, great herds of the bastards flock to the neighborhoods around here.

drives my dog crazy, looking out the window 'wtf, bark bark, are those things, bark bark.'

I'm more concerned with the influx of fuzzy, stoner bears TBH.

I pictured you having Stoner dogs to be honest

 

[Andy Capp]

A little after lunch time I was on the toilet and ended up thinking about all the stuff I had to do today and how I was feeling rather lazy, and then I thought, "Meh, I just need to get this shit done and move on."

Sometimes I crack myself up.

 

[Andy Capp]

A little after lunch time I was on the toilet and ended up thinking about all the stuff I had to do today and how I was feeling rather lazy, and then I thought, "Meh, I just need to get this shit done and move on."

Sometimes I crack myself up.

 

[Captain Tenneal]

A little after lunch time I was on the toilet and ended up thinking about all the stuff I had to do today and how I was feeling rather lazy, and then I thought, "Meh, I just need to get this shit done and move on."

Sometimes I crack myself up.

Andy eats taco bell for lunch confirmed

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

Shitcan diaries really?


Bro

 

[Captain Tenneal]

I was thinking a bit earlier about how much I truly appreciate our Moderators. They are excellent gentleman scholars, who deserve the upmost respect. Out of all the forums I've posted on, these MODs are the absolute best

 

[Andy Capp]

I was thinking a bit earlier about how much I truly appreciate our Moderators. They are excellent gentleman scholars, who deserve the upmost respect. Out of all the forums I've posted on, these MODs are the absolute best

Suck up.


lol j/k I agree they're mostly pretty cool.

 

[Andy Capp]

Shitcan diaries really?


Bro

Did you ever notice everyone else's stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

Fun fact: there's a couple of studies that show if you take a shit first you perform better in both physically and mentally demanding tasks.

 

[senri]

I was thinking a bit earlier about how much I truly appreciate our Moderators. They are excellent gentleman scholars, who deserve the upmost respect. Out of all the forums I've posted on, these MODs are the absolute best

Such a delicious post. Indeed they are arbiters who are truly beautiful, they enjoy our exceptional taste Mr. Sakuraba...

 

[Andy Capp]

Did you ever notice everyone else's stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

Fun fact: there's a couple of studies that show if you take a shit first you perform better in both physically and mentally demanding tasks.

Funny, I got no love from @senri for this one. I thought he was all about those physically and mentally demanding tasks.

Picturing Senri's reaction to this post right now:


But seriously, I expect it's the messed up layout and regardless I'm just messing around so I'm not offended if you chose to ignore it for some reason either. All the best for this new year, sherbro. I expect it could be a difficult one for many and it can't hurt to all pull together to support each other come what may. I note you haven't been around much so to here's hoping you may join us more frequently if the dirty stuff strikes the spinny thing, and let us know how you're doing.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

Funny, I got no love from @senri for this one. I thought he was all about those physically and mentally demanding tasks.

Picturing Senri's reaction to this post right now:


But seriously, I expect it's the messed up layout and regardless I'm just messing around so I'm not offended if you chose to ignore it for some reason either. All the best for this new year, sherbro. I expect it could be a difficult one for many and it can't hurt to all pull together to support each other come what may. I note you haven't been around much so to here's hoping you may join us more frequently if the dirty stuff strikes the spinny thing, and let us know how you're doing.

I think he was drunk posting recently and sounded like a normal guy. That hemoglobin liquor is some strong shit.

I heard this about JFK but it was 10 years before I was born, the two guys I remember where I was the moment I heard they died were Isaac Asimov and George Carlin, and I guess we can relate it to posting as well...

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

Did you ever notice everyone else's stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

Fun fact: there's a couple of studies that show if you take a shit first you perform better in both physically and mentally demanding tasks.

 

[Andy Capp]

I think he was drunk posting recently and sounded like a normal guy. That hemoglobin liquor is some strong shit.

I heard this about JFK but it was 10 years before I was born, the two guys I remember where I was the moment I heard they died were Isaac Asimov and George Carlin, and I guess we can relate it to posting as well...

I don't fully understand the second paragraph. Heard what about JFK, and we can relate what to posting what as well?

 

[Slobodan]

Temp fix for the formatting.

Just choose "SD2025-DARK" and that will fix the formatting on mobile and desktop, this is a temp workaround. There is also a default Xenforo theme for all you sick bastards who like light themes.