Movie idea:
Sherdog headquarters is infiltrated by terrorists. The higher ups are too rich and busy to deal with it, so they delegate it to the administrators and moderators.
The administrators are all on vacation.
It soon becomes apparent that it will have to be up to the moderators to save the day. Unfortunately, they all work in different departments, and the only attempt at true synergy ends in a nonstop argument over GOATs.
Until John Sherdog gets the call. He's the distant son of the Sherdog family, living in the Amazon honing his craft.