Hey diddle diddle
The cunt and the swindle
And the cows jumped all over each other to testify for the prosecution.
Updated flip list, still provisionally at 16:
Official flips (8)*,
Scott Hall
Donald Bender
Jeff McConney
Allen Weisselberg**
Sidney Powell
Kenneth Cheese Bro
Jenna Ellis
Mark Meadows*
*Note the change: we called it; Mark Meadows graduates off the provisional list and into the Premier League
We knew you could do it, Mark! Just try to be less of a follower and more of a leader next time, will you?
Presumed pending further info,
IT director at Crap a Lago, Oliveira,
IT worker at Crap a Lago,
Yuscil Taveras,
Evan Corcoran
3 fake electors,
Jeffrey Clark,
Lin Wood
**flipped back on account of being caught lying in testimony eeeeheeeeheee that's a paddlin'