Social War Room Lounge 244: What a beautiful sight

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Can't wait to explain the great toilet paper shortage of 2020-2021 to my grandkids.

"And that's why we invented the 3 seashells?


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Today marks 6 months of sobriety for me gentlemen. I know I'm being self-congratulatory but I can't emphasize enough what a big deal this is for me. I turned 53 earlier this month and it's like I've gifted myself a new, better life. It was just time.

It's been a shock to some of my social circle to see one of the all-time great alcoholics retire suddenly but they're getting used to it. I'm killing it in the gym and the studio and people are noticing, it's great.

To all of you who are able to enjoy alcohol like a normal person rather than like me and Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, tip an extra one or two back for me today. Cheers!
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Jalapeño are the best chips but now my old age is catching up with me and they give me heartburn
 
But how do you use them? Fling water at you butthole? Use one the scrape the most off, and use the second one to get most of the rest and the third for water splashing? Also does everyone share the seashells? After NRT and UBS do we really wanna take the change of sharing toiletries?
 
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