War Room has a BBQ with all regulars. What happens?

[machidafan99]

sausage party, I'll pass

 

[LionExMachina]

I think it will be crazy seems there seems a lot of happy hyper active people here.

I would watch out getting drunk since I think I will be targetted for pranks and nasty practical jokes since I am a manlet at 5"4'

I'm six-eight, likkle kuya: Stand on my shoulders and form the Yoruba-Pinoy Voltron so we may destroy all who oppose you by forcing them to eat Balut and drink Newfie screech.

 

[ripskater]

The BBQ starts off great and we're all having a great time....then some UFO's emerge from the sky and land at our party, and Nephilim disembark the space craft and demand subservience ....we beg for mercy...

and then out of nowwhere

@TheComebackKid , @ripskater , @colby25 show up and defeat these ungodly creatures like some Alpha male Saints ....and convert all of us to Christianity.

It wouldn't really even be a party unless the three of us showed up. (Me, @colby25 , and @TheComebackKid)

We would need @The Diplomat to perform some music though.

 

[JDragon]

Is it okay if Hollywood Nicky could stop by for sec?

I'll just meet him in the driveway so he won't come in and give Jukai and Oiler a double-clothsline

It's just that he'd be a good connect, and his counts would be fully weighed, hardly stepped on, and decently priced.

Who gets to man the grill anyway?

Can't be anyone but the host or someone named by the host.

Considering I got a fire to burn and grilled near a forest lake with 1 meter of snow and at minus 16 degrees (and not sober at all, no Sir), I feel qualified to at least apply.

 

[therealdope]

As a person with no party affiliations, and with libertarian tendencies, I set up a pit for roasting a pig and get that bad boy on the spit.

Pig roast > steaks || burgers

 

[redwire]

How about us lurkers? Are we welcome? I'll drop by every 1/2 hour or so to see how much things have devolved since the last time I checked in, maybe have a beer, then split. I mean, I'm way too busy to do to get caught up in all this.

Just kidding - if there's beer and BBQ, I'll just lurk from the sidelines.

 

[PrinceOfPain]

I get drunk, insulting, and someone punches me in the face.

When I awake from the booze- and punch-induced blackout, everyone is dead.
I blame Islam and the patriarchy.



... and the Islamic patriarchy.

 

[Prutfis]

It wouldn't really even be a party unless the three of us showed up. (Me, @colby25 , and @TheComebackKid)

We would need @TheDiplomat to perform some music though.

Can you swing by PP on your way and pick up some fetus for the barrrbie.????

 

[ripskater]

Can you swing by PP on your way and pick up some fetus for the barrrbie.????

That's actually what some Satan worshippers do. We actually had an article posted where some former Satanists mentioned that.

But to your answer, no.

 

[therealdope]

In all seriousness, it would be good to find out which posters fall into the 'diabeetus, cheetos eating crowd' and whch fall into the pointdexter crowd.

Pretty sure we'd find out what kind off MMA skills people have. Would need an octagon for the BBQ.

 

[Prutfis]

In all seriousness, it would be good to find out which posters fall into the 'diabeetus, cheetos eating crowd' and whch fall into the pointdexter crowd.

Pretty sure we'd find out what kind off MMA skills people have. Would need an octagon for the BBQ.

I am bringing the fatman sumo suits then

 

[kpt018]

I give. What's the connection and does the inverted cross in my current one fit the same bill?

I'm just having a little fun, take it easy. The pentagram was a weird AV though.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Bake down in my corner of the deck.

 

[ShinkanPo]

Lol at the idea there would be women there. Even for the posters who have women, I don't think they would be so foolish as to bring them. Banchan would justifiably stay far away from this BBQ. At most some paid escorts might be involved, in a pitiful (yet surprisingly effective!) attempt to impress.

I would like to meet Banchan I think she is interesting

 

[Jack V Savage]

How about this? We'll give everyone a numbered badge, then we all fill out a numbered sheet with our guesses as to each person's identity. Whoever gets the most right becomes a mod.

There are a lot of posters--SMEAC, lfp, Thuriasz, Cable, Second Sight--who would be impossible to tell apart.

 

[Devout Pessimist]

There would be a lot of drinking, drugs and straight men making out with each other. The next morning would be awkward.

 

[ShinkanPo]

I'm six-eight, likkle kuya: Stand on my shoulders and form the Yoruba-Pinoy Voltron so we may destroy all who oppose you by forcing them to eat Balut and drink Newfie screech.

Haha that would be hilarious.

I think there should really be a grand Sherdog WAR room meet up.

Maybe do it in SoCal I will go to mexico first to cross the border after the BBQ they can deport me lol.

 

[Devout Pessimist]

 

[AgonyandIrony]

There would be a lot of drinking, drugs and straight men making out with each other. The next morning would be awkward.

"Hey let's show those feminists how stupid they are by making out!"

"What Athiest? How does that-?"

"Shh... the feminists tho"

"Athiest stahp"

"Rape statistics are a lie."

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I'm sure that's not the first image that came up when you clearly googled "male sausage fest"