War Room has a BBQ with all regulars. What happens?

[spin]

I would make the best food and probably fuck someone's gf.

Or be totally obnoxious and unfunny and wear out your welcome in the first ten minutes

 

[VivaRevolution]

I would make the best food and probably fuck someone's gf.

Donald Trump, is that you?

 

[Thurisaz]

I bring a couple of fish and bread, give them to people and eat all the steaks.

 

[nostradumbass]

I'd show up empty handed and eat all the food and drink all the beer and just tell the libs there was an unequal distribution of beer and steak.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Or be totally obnoxious and unfunny and wear out your welcome in the first ten minutes

You say that until you try my food lol.

 

[spin]

You say that until you try my food lol.

I would like to try your pizza

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I would like to try your pizza

I bet I could get the portable-side-of-the-road-pizza-oven dude to bring his gear down.

 

[NelmarksGhost]

Now you're playing a dangerous game. Drunken sparring usually turns into a shit show in my experience, even amongst my friends, and there's no way I'd attend this BBQ without getting a few drinks in me. Cards Against Humanity on the other hand would be a blast with the cast of characters we have in the WR.

I would definitely bring a mouthguard to this BBQ just in case Kimbo Slice comes, and tries to show everyone how he eats. Everyone cool if we use the Chill Dog rule?

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Everyone cool if we use the Chill Dog rule?

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I would like to try your pizza

Its still funny to me I'm head chef of an Asian place after spending so long in Italian and French cuisine.

Anyway you name the food I got ya bruh.

I bet I could get the portable-side-of-the-road-pizza-oven dude to bring his gear down.

I'll accept that challenge lol.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I'll accept that challenge lol.

Noted. And since you're bragging up a storm you get to arrive early and chef it up to your all around ability. Not just some novelty pizza tossing gig, a couple of applause, and gf bangin'. Way too many observant bastards post here for you to get away with it so you might as well concentrate on an area of potential success.

Wait, are you the standup comic too?

 

[hitcher]

You say that until you try my food lol.

Meh, you will probably end up tossing salad.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Noted. And since you're bragging up a storm you get to arrive early and chef it up to your all around ability. Not just some novelty pizza tossing gig, a couple of applause, and gf bangin'. Way too many observant bastards post here for you to get away with it so you might as well concentrate on an area of potential success.

Wait, are you the standup comic too?

Lol I love cooking for parties. We have a reservation for a 60 top I'm stoked about cooking for Friday.

And yes I do stand up as well.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Lol I love cooking for parties. We have a reservation for a 60 top I'm stoked about cooking for Friday.

And yes I do stand up as well.

Perfect. And we'll write jokes in the kitchen while everyone gets lubed up. You'll need to bring your own Mr. Microphone though.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Perfect. And we'll write jokes in the kitchen while everyone gets lubed up. You'll need to bring your own Mr. Microphone though.

I make pork so good Leklok will convert and see the errors of his ways.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I make pork so good Leklok will convert and see the errors of his ways.

Fuck potlock. We're now planning the menu and shaking attendees down for a donation. I think people can trust us to be inclusive. I've been a vegan. I feel the pain of restriction.

Spoiler

Gluten free fuckers need to pay extra though because that sounds like a pain in the ass. Or if you can just eat the hummus with the veggies we all good.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Fuck potlock. We're now planning the menu and shaking attendees down for a donation. I think people can trust us to be inclusive. I've been a vegan. I feel the pain of restriction.

Spoiler

Gluten free fuckers need to pay extra though because that sounds like a pain in the ass. Or if you can just eat the hummus with the veggies we all good.

Gluten free is the bane of my existence lol.

 

[MMA IAN]

I'd bring some Kangaroo, Crocodile and Bundy rum and call you all sheilas


Mind you, all you need is the bundy for a good time

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I'd bring some Kangaroo, Crocodile and Bundy rum and call you all sheilas


Mind you, all you need is the bundy for a good time

Similar to gator in texture I imagine? I absolutely love gator. Best I've ever had it prepared was in Louisiana, where they actually tenderized it like a scallopini and fried. Changed the game for me, took so much of the natural chewiness out.

How you prepare it out there?

 

[VivaRevolution]

Too many Putin fans in the war room for me to trust a potluck. "These diced potatoes taste like polonium".