War Room has a BBQ with all regulars. What happens?

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I get embarrassingly drunk and flirt with all the women.
The associated men get jealous and start acting up about it. I be cool, chilling, the women think I'm even more attractive and interesting, the smell of cooking meat and savory sauce driving them wild with passion for Overpressure is too much and they all explode with desire.

Mmmmmm, BBQ

 

[ShinkanPo]

We have to have two grills because the libcucks won't allow the conservatives to cook their pork sausages on the same grill as the other meats cuz it might offend Leklok (despite him rabidly calling for their deaths the entire time).

I was about to say the same thing when I saw the tittle.

 

[ShinkanPo]

I think it will be crazy seems there seems a lot of happy hyper active people here.

I would watch out getting drunk since I think I will be targetted for pranks and nasty practical jokes since I am a manlet at 5"4'

 

[ShinkanPo]

All I know is you guys better not bring your wives and girlfriends. You will all be going home single after I show them the good news.

Other than that I think everyone would pretty much get along. Like it or not fellas we share a bit of bond at this point.

You will probably pour beer on my face after you get fed up with my bad jokes.

 

[glennrod]

Are you cool with Gervinho because you got scared when he wanted to kick your ass after you were threatening other posters online? Typical Cuckservative, tries to act tough and bully smaller weaker people but when someone your size or bigger shows up you pussy out. I'm not surprised.

No, because he has never said anything to me that warrants a punch in the face and seems to be a chill dude..and what is all this "smaller weaker" shit you are talking about?. I dont know how big or small the people I argue with on here are....that was a seriously retarded post on your part

 

[HockeyBjj]

Devil's Lettuce shows up with brownies

People either dive after them, or carefully avoid and judge him for

 

[Zankou]

I get embarrassingly drunk and flirt with all the women.
The associated men get jealous and start acting up about it. I be cool, chilling, the women think I'm even more attractive and interesting, the smell of cooking meat and savory sauce driving them wild with passion for Overpressure is too much and they all explode with desire.

Mmmmmm, BBQ

Lol at the idea there would be women there. Even for the posters who have women, I don't think they would be so foolish as to bring them. Banchan would justifiably stay far away from this BBQ. At most some paid escorts might be involved, in a pitiful (yet surprisingly effective!) attempt to impress.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Lol at the idea there would be women there. Even for the posters who have women, I don't think they would be so foolish as to bring them. Banchan would justifiably stay far away from this BBQ. At most some paid escorts might be involved, in a pitiful (yet surprisingly effective!) attempt to impress.

I ain't going to no sausage party BBQ.
If there's no women, what's the point?
I'll just pile up a plate and hit the door.

 

[Prutfis]

As long as the Euros bring the beer and the Americans bring the beef its going to be allright.

Hell no. Keep that shitty american beef to yourselves. The quality of your meat is absolutely horrible.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Hell no. Keep that shitty american beef to yourselves. The quality of your meat is absolutely horrible.

Here we go with the "if it's American it must be crap" garbage.
You can get delicious, well prepared meat all over this country you fucking goof. Just like in whatever shitty country you live in.

 

[Prutfis]

Here we go with the "if it's American it must be crap" garbage.
You can get delicious, well prepared meat all over this country you fucking goof. Just like in whatever shitty country you live in.

I have actually lived in the US. And on average, your meat is shit. There is a reason a lot of US meat is banned in Europe. Like all poultry because it is cleaned in fucking ammonium. And nice strawman there. Getting butthurt over meat lol.

Regulations on Antibiotics and steroid use are also vastly different.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I have actually lived in the US. And on average, your meat is shit. There is a reason a lot of US meat is banned in Europe. Like all poultry because it is cleaned in fucking ammonium. And nice strawman there. Getting butthurt over meat lol.

I'm annoyed by your idiotic characterization, not butt hurt about your moronic opinion.

 

[Prutfis]

I'm annoyed by your idiotic characterization, not butt hurt about your moronic opinion.

Well your counter argument and stellar evidence have really changed my mind. Obviously you are an authority on all things meat.

Enjoy your hormone infused meats

https://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/row/R40449.pdf

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Well your counter argument and stellar evidence have really changed my mind. Obviously you are an authority on all things meat.

A baseless assertion on your part hardly necessitates a counter argument, as you didn't present an argument to refute, only a misinformed opinion.

 

[Prutfis]

A baseless assertion on your part hardly necessitates a counter argument, as you didn't present an argument to refute, only a misinformed opinion.

Sure thing bud. The EU ban on US meats I just made up right there on the spot. Sure thing. Butthurt over meat quality. lol. You are a funny one.

https://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/misc/R40199.pdf

 

[HockeyBjj]

^eu vs us meat argument is about the tone of the entire bbq after the first 15 minutes of trying to prove we can be polite. Once one person says one upsetting thing, we can't let it go. Entire backyard full of 1 v 1 arguments on the most minor of issues

 

[Arkain2K]

I think it will be crazy seems there seems a lot of happy hyper active people here.

I would watch out getting drunk since I think I will be targetted for pranks and nasty practical jokes since I am a manlet at 5"4'

There's definitely needs to be some ground rules in regards to pranks. I say the bar should be set at PG-13.

GoPros will be set up in every corner to capture said pranks for future GIFs.

 

[Bald1]

Lol. Never would have thought the first argument in this thread would be about meat.

 

[LionExMachina]

Is it okay if Hollywood Nicky could stop by for sec?

I'll just meet him in the driveway so he won't come in and give Jukai and Oiler a double-clothsline

It's just that he'd be a good connect, and his counts would be fully weighed, hardly stepped on, and decently priced.

Who gets to man the grill anyway?

 

[mygoddotcom]

I have actually lived in the US. And on average, your meat is shit. There is a reason a lot of US meat is banned in Europe. Like all poultry because it is cleaned in fucking ammonium. And nice strawman there. Getting butthurt over meat lol.

Regulations on Antibiotics and steroid use are also vastly different.

Dont worry, after Europe signs the TIPP Treaty, qualities will be more equal... I mean, more like US products...