Wackiest Weight-Loss Ideas

[SwamiLeoni]

That's awesome... People need to be called out on that kind of shit, imo.

Thats just the answer you give to someone when they say "I'm not looking for attention." She just stopped the conversation after I had suggested it.

 

[LiverpunchKO]

salt bath
shaving hair
removing one's leg (bigfoot to make LHW)

 

[Smigg]

I know a couple of girls who saw a sitcom where a character went on an "Ice Diet", so they ate ice cubes because they're solid, and it "Tricks the brain into thinking you're eating solid food", so you feel full, without eating any calories.

It lasted one day, when they realised that Soup wasn't solid.

 

[Bukowski82]

I know a couple of girls who saw a sitcom where a character went on an "Ice Diet", so they ate ice cubes because they're solid, and it "Tricks the brain into thinking you're eating solid food".

It lasted one day.

Mental Health Professionals have a term for this type of diet...

Spoiler

Anorexia

 

[Rusk]

Little off topic, not sure how i got to this on google.

"If i drink my boyfriends sperm will i gain weight?"

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090824193920AA0A3kR

 

[FwappyEnding]

Little off topic, not sure how i got to this on google.

"If i drink my boyfriends sperm will i gain weight?"

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090824193920AA0A3kR

"Don't ask, don't tell"

 

[blink_man182]

Apparently, he's going to jail for ripping people off as well

Is the same idiot that wrote the book about cures for illnesses like the common cold, herpes etc then wouldn't give any information away during the advertisements and said you needed to buy the book?

 

[RJ43]

I think Sensa is the weirdest thing I've seen lately.

 

[faustian]

I hate when people encourage that... or even worse, when someone (usually a girl) posts something really cryptic to garner attention and people bite.

"Things are so bleak today"

"Cheer up, Gurrrrl!"
"What's wrong!? Call me!"

Sometimes, I want to kick FB in the balls.

Or how about when they post that shit and you ask them what's wrong and they're all "John we broke up 4 years ago. I'm pretty sure you contacting me like this violates the restraining order. Stop it."

Fucken people man

 

[Bukowski82]

Or how about when they post that shit and you ask them what's wrong and they're all "John we broke up 4 years ago. I'm pretty sure you contacting me like this violates the restraining order. Stop it."

Fucken people man

This happens to me all the time... My name's even John.

 

[faustian]

I know it's ridiculous

 

[Bukowski82]

I know it's ridiculous

Hahaha, yeah man. The nerve of people... You have a little concern for their well being and all of the sudden, you're 'stalking them...'

They used to call it being a secret admirer.

 

[Noob]

When i order 2 large baconzilla meals from Rallys i drink a small diet coke instead of those other sugary pops

Gotta watch my figure. I also eat standing up because you only get half the calories

 

[Bukowski82]

When i order 2 large baconzilla meals from Rallys i drink a small diet coke instead of those other sugary pops

Gotta watch my figure. I also eat standing up because you only get half the calories

After the Hawks win the other night, I ate two Baconators. I got a water instead of a soda and this lady looked at me like... Who are you trying to fool here?

I felt immediate shame.

 

[Joe]

Apparently, he's going to jail for ripping people off as well

i remember his infommercials,he would have the sluttiest looking chicks in them

 

[GearSolidMetal]

I remember in infomercials in the early 2000... if you're retarded to think they'd work, and apparently millions did, you deserve to be fat until you die.

 

[Satsui Ryu]

 

[Brampton_Boy]

DNP is probably the craziest (but most effective) fat loss solution I have heard of.

Primarily used as a textile dye and wood preservative, DNP induces extreme thermogenesis in users. It increases your metabolic rate by up to 20%, and you are basically being cooked from the inside out.

Pros: Rapid weight loss, 10-15lbs a week is not uncommon

Cons: Fever, cramping, nausea, diarrhea, deteriorating eye site and in some cases, organ failure and death.

I won't touch DNP with a 10 foot pole, but I know guys who are willing to risk everything for that certain "look".

I would much rather use Clenbuterol or Albuterol to lose weight.

 

[Xantastical]

On a similar issue. Did you know eating less the day you are going out drinking so you don't gain weight is now called drunkorexia and its a disease? Fuck that. That's called being responsible.