Wackiest Weight-Loss Ideas

I'm going to post this then leave before I get raped with a dumbell by the strength and conditioning mafia...but I think the latest prevailing wisdom says lifting weights is actually a better weight loss plan than cardio, if you have to pick one...

*runs and hides*

I'd lift weights... But that shit is heavy. I'm a cardio, sit-ups, push-ups guy myself. Though I also do sports. I eat like shit, but the cardio has always helped me keep the weight off because of my Pizza addiction.
 
Cardio can only do so much. If you spend an hour exercising you might burn 600 cals. A person can easily eat 600 cals in 10 minutes. You can`t outrun a bad diet.
 
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Thanks!!!!!!!
 
Cardio isn't really the answer to weight loss either. Unless you are going to cardio for hours upon hours. Even then you could easily eat your way through that calorie deficit in one meal.

If you want to lose weight, you have to control your diet.

How many obese quadriplegics have you seen? The reason it's slim to none is because doctor's manage their diet and they are able to keep them from getting fat when they are getting no exercise.

Good post, man. If I could keep my eating in check, I probably wouldn't have to work out as much. But there's no chance of that...
 
Time to unfriend flabby... just sayin'

She's juiced in, Bro! Family friend... Ugh. She's one of these girls who's really unhealthy and always posts those "This is what a REAL woman looks like" pictures.

You're not fooling anyone Nicole, you hear me!!! :)
 
People are now putting some shit on their tongue that makes it painful to eat!
 
She's juiced in, Bro! Family friend... Ugh. She's one of these girls who's really unhealthy and always posts those "This is what a REAL woman looks like" pictures.

You're not fooling anyone Nicole, you hear me!!! :)

I know that feel bro... damn family friends cluttering up my page with fat pics. The worst is when they post a pic of themselves and then someone comments "Oh wow, you're looking so good..."

ugh, don't encourage that!
 
I know that feel bro... damn family friends cluttering up my page with fat pics. The worst is when they post a pic of themselves and then someone comments "Oh wow, you're looking so good..."

ugh, don't encourage that!

I hate when people encourage that... or even worse, when someone (usually a girl) posts something really cryptic to garner attention and people bite.

"Things are so bleak today"

"Cheer up, Gurrrrl!"
"What's wrong!? Call me!"

Sometimes, I want to kick FB in the balls.
 
There are those "Mom discovers weird trick to lose 20 lbs a day, doctors hate her!" ads that are obviously fake. I remember I saw a variant on it once that was supposed to let you learn languages in a week and it said "...Linguists hate him!", why would a linguist hate that?
 
There are those "Mom discovers weird trick to lose 20 lbs a day, doctors hate her!" ads that are obviously fake. I remember I saw a variant on it once that was supposed to let you learn languages in a week and it said "...Linguists hate him!", why would a linguist hate that?

Linguistics are jerks, man!
 
I hate when people encourage that... or even worse, when someone (usually a girl) posts something really cryptic to garner attention and people bite.

"Things are so bleak today"

"Cheer up, Gurrrrl!"
"What's wrong!? Call me!"

Sometimes, I want to kick FB in the balls.

My brother
 
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