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  1. Lubaolong A natural consequence of gamma radiation

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    Anyone do this before? Worth it? Anyone know the current price? Last time I checked a few years ago, I think it was around $1000 per ticket.
     
  2. LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lubaolong

    lubaolong
    A person on an internet forum that claims to have "hooked up" with multiple Asian pop singers. This person also claims to own a mail order bride. This is all due to his having "more money than God" and his being better than everyone else.
    "Oh, I have a hot wife. When I first posted her pics, everyone accused me of scanningsome model's pics from a magazine. It's not hard to land hot women when you rock so fucking hard." A sample quote from a lubaolong.

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  3. Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    This is an ingenious thread derailment. Bravo.
     
  4. SCTwins Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    I would definitely recommend it if you can afford it. I went VIP for the 197 event in Vegas and, to put a long story short, my night ended with Michelle Waterson giving me a rimjob and prostate massage.
     
  5. TheRuthlessOne Banned Banned

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    I heard Dana will suck your dick

    But @LouisBolanos might have been lying
     
  6. Haj01 Silver Belt

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    Go VIP they will give you a months free subscription for fight pass and you get to have one picture with uncle Dana.
     
  7. Substance Abuse Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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    You get Reebok discount tickets with the VIP purchase.
     
  8. TinkleMan Banned Banned

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    ah reebok discounts , the ultimate prize for any ufc fan

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  9. Espresso @Terrorist Rat Led BathtubBrothers #DefendorVacate

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    If you want to get your moneys worth, dont forget to claim the legendary UFC hotdog engraver from teh guy at the counter
     
  10. Gambit MMA Silver Belt

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    sign me up!

    is their a way to arrange to extend the rimjobing and massaging not just at the end of the night but throughout the day?
     
  11. Which Doctor The ATT Heel Stable/Faction Belt

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    Mine was a white American. Sears catalog.

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  12. LouisBolanos Popcorn tastes good

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  13. phatron Black Belt

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    I inquired for UFC225, it was $3000 per ticket. So i'd imagine this one is gonna be like $6k
     
  14. Which Doctor The ATT Heel Stable/Faction Belt

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    I may be mega jaded but...

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  15. Lubaolong A natural consequence of gamma radiation

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    Wow. It's really jumped up in the last few years. It may be worth it. I'm sure a lot of the fighters would like to meet me.
     
  16. YellowBanenoo Banned Banned

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    Lollll

    You got exposed,son.
     
  17. Lubaolong A natural consequence of gamma radiation

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    Not sure what this means, but ok.
     
  18. YellowBanenoo Banned Banned

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    Wow, you are a habitual liar. Aren't you.
     
  19. Lubaolong A natural consequence of gamma radiation

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    Not sure how anyone could come to that conclusion.
     
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  20. Juventud Black Belt

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    Better to wait until International Fight Week Expo in July 2019 and meet all the fighters for a fraction of the cost.

    I went to the 1st one during UFC 100.
    Met Diaz bros, Dan Hardy, Big Nog, Gonzaga, Buffer, Arianny. Could have met more but only got there for half a day over the 2-3 days.
     

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