Very few things are sadder than...

[Bornstarch]

So I was walking by the hotel lobby at work this morning, then there was this SUPER fucking hot blonde girl talking to her also super hot female friends. As I was looking at her, I walked past a column with a mirror on it and saw myself. 43 fucking old man checking out a hot 20 year old girl. I lowered my head in shame... and remember that it'll only get worse as the clock continues to tick.

I keep forgetting how old I am and that the hot young girls I see on a daily basis are now way too young for me. Literally less than half my age.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

So I was walking by the hotel lobby at work this morning, then there was this SUPER fucking hot blonde girl talking to her also super hot female friends. As I was looking at her, I walked past a column with a mirror on it and saw myself. 43 fucking old man checking out a hot 20 year old girl. I lowered my head in shame... and remember that it'll only get worse as the clock continues to tick.

I keep forgetting how old I am and that the hot young girls I see on a daily basis are now way too young for me. Literally less than half my age.

Don't be sad, own that shit, check out young hot chicks with gusto

 

[Ardaric]

Have you tried not being so old? You have to get old to a certain point but try not going over board with it.

 

[wlu.29]

Nothing wrong with appreciating beauty, just don't be creepy

 

[Damo321]

No 20 year old threesome story!

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

 

[Tone C]

 

[HARRISON_3]

I mean, do you know anything about Sri Lanka? How, like, the Sikhs are killing, like, tons of Israelis over there?

 

[ralphc1]

So I was walking by the hotel lobby at work this morning, then there was this SUPER fucking hot blonde girl talking to her also super hot female friends. As I was looking at her, I walked past a column with a mirror on it and saw myself. 43 fucking old man checking out a hot 20 year old girl. I lowered my head in shame... and remember that it'll only get worse as the clock continues to tick.

I keep forgetting how old I am and that the hot young girls I see on a daily basis are now way too young for me. Literally less than half my age.

Now, there's some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than
The tears of a clown when there's no one around

William Robinson JR

 

[Uptown Swinger]

I'm 48 years old ... Early 20 year old women love giving me the ass and and so do their moms. I'm blessed with the best of both worlds.

 

[Sweater of AV]

Yeah those four year olds with terminal cancer should be thankful they aren't in your situation.

 

[NoSmilez]

Fuck those hoes. They don't know the goodness of a big plate of rice with some steak.

 

[The Eagle]

Good thing i'm into MILF's

 

[Osculater]

Age is nothing but a number bro

 

[-Magua-]

Meh…

 

[nostradumbass]

Sounds like a pretty insulated life if one of the saddest things you can think of is finding out you're not gay.

 

[jeff7b9]

However long you held that pervy glance...

Hold it a little bit longer and finish with a little grunt.

Then say any sentence you want so long as it ends with "...ladies."

 

[DougieJones]

I mean, do you know anything about Sri Lanka? How, like, the Sikhs are killing, like, tons of Israelis over there?

Come on, Harrison3, there are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about

 

[Eric O]

So I was walking by the hotel lobby at work this morning, then there was this SUPER fucking hot blonde girl talking to her also super hot female friends. As I was looking at her, I walked past a column with a mirror on it and saw myself. 43 fucking old man checking out a hot 20 year old girl. I lowered my head in shame... and remember that it'll only get worse as the clock continues to tick.

I keep forgetting how old I am and that the hot young girls I see on a daily basis are now way too young for me. Literally less than half my age.

If you get in good shape the ones with daddy issues become attracted to you like magnets.