News Valentina Shevchenko: Now on OnlyFans!

[TITS]

I love that AV.
I had 3 AVs since 2006.
But as soon as I could get a gif AV this was it.
Back on the old forum you had to be a paid plat to do gifs.
So when I became a plat for reasons I got this one and never changed it.

Is that your kitty cat? Chelsea didn't have the hand coordination to lay on her back and make fists with both paws like that. She would just run away whenever I tried to grab her.

 

[lsa]

Is that your kitty cat? Chelsea didn't have the hand coordination to lay on her back and make fists with both paws like that. She would just run away whenever I tried to grab her.

sadly no.
But I got 2 cats, both girls.
A tux and a tortoise or how its spelled.
Both terrible and spoiled.

 

[TITS]

sadly no.
But I got 2 cats, both girls.
A tux and a tortoise or how its spelled.
Both terrible and spoiled.

Do you feed them Swiss cheese and mocha pudding?

 

[lsa]

Do you feed them Swiss cheese and mocha pudding?

they do like cheese snacks (for cats)
But then who does not like cheese.

 

[TITS]

they do like cheese snacks (for cats)
But then who does not like cheese.

I hate cheese.

 

[lsa]

I hate cheese.

wars has started over less

 

[TITS]

wars has started over less

I know, you Swissers take your cheese very seriously.

 

[lsa]

I know, you Swissers take your cheese very seriously.

If only I was from Swissersland.
But its okay.
I can defend their cheese.

 

[TITS]

If only I was from Swissersland.
But its okay.
I can defend their cheese.

I feed my cats heroin and angel dust.

 

[FriskyRandy]

no you has to hespect the woman

I will do my best.

 

[VinceArch]

whats gross about training videos and bts stuff?

My bad, I assumed it was for other things instead.

 

[ninja boot]

Valentina is just going to be posting training videos, she's not gonna be getting naked or doing anything raunchy lol.

that's what Cat said too and then changed course to serving toe jam sammies for the pervs. i'll be unsurprised if she fully retires from mma and the content drifts to more riske, suggestive shots but i also agree that I can't see her completely abandoning her morals like the other 98% of OF accounts.

 

[ninja boot]

She got chubby and let her husband cover her with homemade tattoos, now she's resorted to PowderSlap. It's over, time for her to just stay home and make babies.

she just announced she's part of the new GFL and hopes to make waves taking L's over there... assuming it actually ever gets off the ground

 

[ninja boot]

Yearly reminder that her last name used to be Sletten which means "sluts" in my native language.

And she had it changed after being bullied because people at school would call her a slut because of her last name.

Now look where she's at.

I'd never heard that lol.

 

[Dreyga Hates You Sherbums]

False Advertising

 

[TITS]

she just announced she's part of the new GFL and hopes to make waves taking L's over there... assuming it actually ever gets off the ground

 

[RockyLockridge]

False Advertising

In what way

 

[Dreyga Hates You Sherbums]

In what way

Well, it was supposed to be a joke, but apparently it fell flat.

The punchline of the joke is that there’s no nudes on and her only fans. Hence false advertising.

But if you gotta explain a joke, it’s not funny so I will go back to the writing board and try to be funnier for my next post

 

[RockyLockridge]

Well, it was supposed to be a joke, but apparently it fell flat.

The punchline of the joke is that there’s no nudes on and her only fans. Hence false advertising.

But if you gotta explain a joke, it’s not funny so I will go back to the writing board and try to be funnier for my next post

actually if there were nudes it be false advertising because what she said was she was doing training and insights