Media Usman "Marriage counselor" giving fans advice

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  1. Right Hook nut shot Brown Belt

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    Colby doesn't sound like a bad idea now.

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    Ok Marty
     
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    There he goes telling scary stories again
     
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    He only gives 30% in bed. That's what your boyfriend told me.
     
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    Usman is the worst personality in mma
     
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    Usman is out to screw your wife when you're at work.






    And he probably wants to screw you too.
     
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    I don't want to even start watching this lol, I'm too afraid of the cringe.
     
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    Still a million times more likable than "blowjob lockjaw" covington.
     
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    “The best way to avoid cheating on your wife or girlfriend is to go to prison.”
    - Family Psychiatrist Dr Usman
     
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    Lol some legend called him cousin Marty
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    This is honestly hilarious. I don't like Usman, but this segment was super funny.
     
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