Usman Looking for Wife

What is Marty most likely to find or get on The Bachelor?


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Tough luck.. being that famous and still can't get a girl?

feel sorry for the dude, if it was me.. my dm's would be lined up by the hundreds of thousands.
 
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He seems to have awful acne problems, I feel his pain.

It's TV bro, they'll cover that up real quick.
 
When did fighters turn into self-obsessed divas?

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Hate to sound like an old man but I miss the days when champs were just killers.
 
All right, some Sherdogger needs to take one for the team and be Usmans wife. Unfortunately I have to decline due to an outbreak of Typhoid fever.
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He seems to have awful acne problems, I feel his pain.

yea that's pretty bad. Many women don't care too much about the face if you have a good body though. So He is fine in that regard. Plus he has mullah. Should be fine.
 
When did fighters turn into self-obsessed divas?

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Hate to sound like an old man but I miss the days when champs were just killers.
Tbf for every Usman there is a Gaethje, Jones, Ferguson etc.
 
Is usman considered a good looking dude? I always thought he was an ugly motherfucker.
He's jacked, wealthy and a world champion in the ufc - looks aren't that important. That being said he should just shave his head, he'd suit the bald look (darker the skin the better usually).
 
He should go get multiple wives like Akon did in his home country and do that instead like I could totally see Usman with like 10 African queens for his liking.
 
Is usman considered a good looking dude? I always thought he was an ugly motherfucker.
I would not call him ugly or very handsome. But even if you took away his money, I'm sure he could attract many women.
 
I knew my picture was showing too much eye slit.

Posting pictures with tits and ass hanging out is ok to the islamaphobic mods though.
 
If he's as boring in the bedroom as he is in the cage then it won't last long no matter who he pix.

Lay n Pray? o_O

Hey, the dude can grind for 25 minutes straight without getting tired.

I'm more like Jorge Masvidal, 5 seconds of action and someone's going to sleep.
 
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