USADA confirms what Cyborg popped for

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http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/...-substance-resulted-positive-drug-test-122216

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See you in a year or two.
 
Cyborg has asthma, a bad foot and erectile dysfunction. She's basically clean.

Don't forget her psoriasis and the tainted supplements she's had.
 
Cyborg has crushed more puss than all of us here put together. Steroids are just her viagra.
 
Don't forget her psoriasis and the tainted supplements she's had.

It's such a minefield. Probably some form of indigenous animal meat I would guess. Anaconda or something. Or is that what the dick pills are for
 
She almost dieded all those years roiding, beasting in the gym, weighing 170lbs then fighting undersized cans and acting like she's some kind of proven great.

If Cyborg doesnt get a good dead lift in she will dieded.

If she doesn't take her Brazilian medicine she will dieded.

If she doesn't defend her goat 145 title against some flabby 140 lb soccer mom with 7 fights she will dieded.

Cyborg almost dieded so many times in her long brave career fighting as a 170lb roid monster agasint mostly natural 125-135 mediocre girls. Occasionally the GOAT would almost dieded fighting 4-2 and 5-3 145lbers ten years into her brave GOAT 170lb roid monster multiple cheating career.
 
I'm sure Doctor's generally give somebody something that will extremely dehydrate you when you suffered from extreme dehydration. Makes sense right?




I'm gonna have to go ahead and make the non moronic conclusion that she was using it for its masking agent properties.
 
Thats a diuretec. Why would she be taking diuretics in december? Especially if she's "recovering" from a weight cut. Dont' diuretecs make the recovery worse?

*cough* masking agent *cough*
 
Interesting that Cyborg's doctor, who she claims is experienced when it comes to dealing with WADA protocols didn't tell her that she needed to request a TUE from USADA before taking the banned substance... :rolleyes:
 
Thats a diuretec. Why would she be taking diuretics in december? Especially if she's "recovering" from a weight cut. Dont' diuretecs make the recovery worse?

Because they can also be used as a masking agent for hiding roids.
 
maybe she caught wind of an impending test and downed some diuretics to flush her system real fast.
 
It is literally the most pathetic of all test fails.
 
Does this mean Cyborg has been PoPed twice as many times as Ka-el...excuse my engrish Cha-el Sonnen?
 
“It is my hope that my experiences will continue to bring awareness to the dangers of extreme weight cutting. I cut weight three times in eight months during 2016 competing twice at 140 pounds. It is because of the measures needed to make the required 140 pound weight limit Sept 24 that my body is needing the on-going medical treatment,” Kenny Florian

She did it for our sins you guys! She's a real life Jesus.
 
I used to cut her some slack but she already failed a test in the past, if it was me in that situation I would make damn sure to have all my ducks in a row and make sure I don't take anything that could potentially be an issue. I don't buy her story any longer. She knew what she was doing.
 
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