Social Update on the sandwich deli girl

[StonedLemur]

hahah any time brother

Lol rock on sir.

 

[shunyata]

She told him the first time he asked her out that she was too young...not listening that well sir lol

Translation: "bro, you too old, back the fuck off".

But yeah if anyone needs to hear this, if a girl says she too young for you, she too young for you. Back the fuck off before we commenting on your arrest story like "yeah we kinda saw that coming".

 

[wufabufa]

She was really, really sexy with a great body. Tall, bubble butt, ample chest and tiny waist. I was the envy of my work crew. What they don’t know was the pussy was trash, her apartment / car were a filthy hell holes and she was on no less than 2 different medications for mental illness. I remained cordial with her and hit her up when I was down bad a few times then I moved onto the next town and grew out of touch. I went from getting off to thinking about her to turning the real thing down in like a month, tops.

Damn, this hit me hard. When I was 25 I got with a chick that used to hangout with my friend group from time to time. Super hot. 5'9" and swam at a pretty high level through a lot of her life so her body was on point. But man, it's like you needed a hazmat suit to get into her honey pot. Not that I'm a lady's man by any means, but I've never come across a pussy that smelled like that....maybe I was lucky up until that point. But after that I was pretty picky about the hygiene of the girls I dated and even turned away a few girls after the first night we were intimate.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

I had to delete parts of some of the posts that I replied to because I wasn't aware of the 15000 character limit per post. Sorry

If only you put this much effort into learning how to approach girls without scaring them away. But what do i know, i only been married to a smoke show for 20+ years.

 

[StonedLemur]

Translation: "bro, you too old, back the fuck off".

But yeah if anyone needs to hear this, if a girl says she too young for you, she too young for you. Back the fuck off before we commenting on your arrest story like "yeah we kinda saw that coming".

Exactly, and that's what I keep telling him but hes not hearing me or the girl it seems sir lol

 

[Slothbroth]

She told him the first time he asked her out that she was too young...not listening that well sir lol

Actually, what she said was "I'm really young."
She didn't say "too young" or "no"
I immediately responded that I didn't mean to make her uncomfortable and that I appreciated our relationship where she made me sandwiches. She then said "no, it's ok. I appreciate it." I know it sounds corny but I like to be corny and say stuff that way. It works for me because I do get with women. But I have never met a woman who was perfect like this young lady.

I don't think these stories about these other women who were really hot but had something wrong like a stinky puss or defective personality or whatever are comparable to this young lady. This young lady has a good head on her shoulders and is not nasty like that.

If only you put this much effort into learning how to approach girls without scaring them away. But what do i know, i only been married to a smoke show for 20+ years.

 

[StonedLemur]

Actually, what she said was "I'm really young."
She didn't say "too young" or "no"
I immediately responded that I didn't mean to make her uncomfortable and that I appreciated our relationship where she made me sandwiches. I know it sounds corny but I like to be corny and say stuff that way. It works for me because I do get with women. But I have never met a woman who was perfect like this young lady.

I don't think these stories about these other women who were really hot but had something wrong like a stinky puss or defective personality or whatever are comparable to this young lady. This young lady has a good head on her shoulders and is not nasty like that.

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"I'm really young" is a polite way of saying no, or fuck off...or whatever word you personally want to use for no.

Im not being an asshole here, I being honest with you sir.

Ask @shunyata if Im wrong.

 

[tasteslikechicken]

ok cool guy.

I remember you from before you are just a sad little sorry sack of shit meth head. Couldnt really be bothered dealing with you again, you are a pathetic meth addicted cuck who will end up in jail again very soon.

Keep on banging your hookers and bragging about all your run ins with the cops up in Queensland. No one is impressed, no one ever was impressed and you are a complete joke of a human that has absolutely nothing going for them in life.

You can try and deflect with some stupid "O you dont get laid herpy derp" but lets look at the facts you are a ex con, you were and probably still are a meth head, you are on parole, you literally have to pay for sex, you got banned last time for literally stalking a hooker and trying to get the berry in on it, you have doxxed yourself multiple times on here. All of this builds a pretty strong case you are nothing but a piece of shit in REAL life not just on a karate forum.

You can not say anything to me that will leave any sort of lasting impact because you are a terrible human and your actions are proving yet again you have learnt nothing from your stint in jail.

I wont be responding to you again as like last time you stalked me around the site trying to "get me".

Peace out Joey.

Nar I don't do meth. Never have. Just like you don't do women. Never have. And I was just having a bit of fun. You seem sensitive, maybe you need a... oh wait. Carry on.

 

[Slothbroth]

"I'm really young" is a polite way of saying no, or fuck off...or whatever word you personally want to use for no.

Im mot being an asshole here, I being honest with you sir.

Ask @shunyata if Im wrong.

I felt like she was on the fence about it, like she is inexperienced, and so didn't give a definitive answer. But the important thing is that I respected her boundaries. I don't think I'm going too far by saying her hair looks nice down. And if you experienced that prolonged direct look with her sweet smile on Sunday like I did then you would realize that this is not a clear cut black and white situation. I think she's still deciding but I'm liking the signals so far and the ball is in her court. I do respect and appreciate all of the constructive feedback from y'all in this thread.

 

[StonedLemur]

I felt like she was on the fence about it, like she is inexperienced, and so didn't give a definitive answer. But the important thing is that I respected her boundaries. I don't think I'm going too far by saying her hair looks nice down. And if you experienced that prolonged direct look with her sweet smile on Sunday like I did then you would realize that this is not a clear cut black and white situation. I think she's still deciding but I'm liking the signals so far and the ball is in her court. I do respect and appreciate all of the constructive feedback from y'all in this thread.

Ok sir

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Actually, what she said was "I'm really young."
She didn't say "too young" or "no"
I immediately responded that I didn't mean to make her uncomfortable and that I appreciated our relationship where she made me sandwiches. She then said "no, it's ok. I appreciate it." I know it sounds corny but I like to be corny and say stuff that way. It works for me because I do get with women. But I have never met a woman who was perfect like this young lady.

I don't think these stories about these other women who were really hot but had something wrong like a stinky puss or defective personality or whatever are comparable to this young lady. This young lady has a good head on her shoulders and is not nasty like that.

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I would love to, but you need to be attractive. I was lucky enough to be attractive. But i am short ( 5'8 ) so i was limited to some tall girls that didn;t care about height, and short girls who fell in love with me, which i cheated on for a good part of my teens. Early twenties i met my wife, short, but gorgeous. 21 years later still gorgeous. I am a lucky man. Not rich, not poor, but lucky.

 

[Shaun K]

Sounds alot like pre-rape

 

[Slothbroth]

Sounds alot like pre-rape

I've asked her out and told her hair looks nice. How does that make me a pre-rapist?

 

[Brampton_Boy]

Actually, what she said was "I'm really young."
She didn't say "too young" or "no"
I immediately responded that I didn't mean to make her uncomfortable and that I appreciated our relationship where she made me sandwiches. She then said "no, it's ok. I appreciate it." I know it sounds corny but I like to be corny and say stuff that way. It works for me because I do get with women. But I have never met a woman who was perfect like this young lady.

I don't think these stories about these other women who were really hot but had something wrong like a stinky puss or defective personality or whatever are comparable to this young lady. This young lady has a good head on her shoulders and is not nasty like that.

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Genuine question, and I'm not trying to troll or put you down.

How much do you actually know about her? Outside of superficial pleasantries that you exchange during your customer interactions, have you ever had a meaningful conversation? I am having a hard time wrapping my head around how you can be so smitten without really knowing a person.

 

[Slothbroth]

Genuine question, and I'm not trying to troll or put you down.

How much do you actually know about her? Outside of superficial pleasantries that you exchange during your customer interactions, have you ever had a meaningful conversation? I am having a hard time wrapping my head around how you can be so smitten without really knowing a person.

I don't know too many facts about her other than that she was considering going to a concert in a major city in early August but didn't go. She also enjoys a ham sandwich and brownie. I don't know enough about her but I like how she carries herself. Sometimes it is difficult to define. It's like a subliminal message about yourself that you send out to the world simply by being and living your life according to your beliefs. Who we are on the inside can manifest itself on the outside. It's not always the case, but beautiful on the inside can manifest into external beauty and vice versa. Yes, evil hot people exist but they don't stay like that and you can sense it from them when there is a darkness to their spirit. This young lady carries herself in a beautiful way. I can tell that she is a good woman and a good person.

I do want to ask her more specific questions but I also don't want to seem too nosy. Next time I see her, I was thinking about bringing up the fact that I'm taking my dogs to the groomer tomorrow. I'll find out if she likes animals but I'm sure she does. I can tell she is a good kind person like that. Anyone who doesn't like animals is almost definitely a piece of garbage person unless they have some phobia from ptsd or something.

 

[Slothbroth]

I would love to, but you need to be attractive. I was lucky enough to be attractive. But i am short ( 5'8 ) so i was limited to some tall girls that didn;t care about height, and short girls who fell in love with me, which i cheated on for a good part of my teens. Early twenties i met my wife, short, but gorgeous. 21 years later still gorgeous. I am a lucky man. Not rich, not poor, but lucky.

I do ok there. You're probably better looking than me but I'm 6'2 so I have that going for me. My old mentor was a short Hispanic guy who could easily kick my ass as well as the majority of guys in general. He was way better with women but I like to think that I learned some of his charisma during the mentorship.

 

[StonedLemur]

I don't know too many facts about her other than that she was considering going to a concert in a major city in early August but didn't go. She also enjoys a ham sandwich and brownie. I don't know enough about her but I like how she carries herself. Sometimes it is difficult to define. It's like a subliminal message about yourself that you send out to the world simply by being and living your life according to your beliefs. Who we are on the inside can manifest itself on the outside. It's not always the case, but beautiful on the inside can manifest into external beauty and vice versa. Yes, evil hot people exist but they don't stay like that and you can sense it from them when there is a darkness to their spirit. This young lady carries herself in a beautiful way. I can tell that she is a good woman and a good person.

I do want to ask her more specific questions but I also don't want to seem too nosy. Next time I see her, I was thinking about bringing up the fact that I'm taking my dogs to the groomer tomorrow. I'll find out if she likes animals but I'm sure she does. I can tell she is a good kind person like that. Anyone who doesn't like animals is almost definitely a piece of garbage person unless they have some phobia from ptsd or something.

That's a lot of words to answer @Brampton_Boy question...only to really say you don't know anything about this chick...other than she's hot.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

This is just a very sad thread

 

[Slothbroth]

That's a lot of words to answer @Brampton_Boy question...only to really say you don't know anything about this chick...other than she's hot.

I'm just saying that you don't always need a dossier checklist of facts to know that you like someone. And it's more than just physical although that part is a level of perfection that I didn't even realize existed until I met her.

 

[StonedLemur]

I'm just saying that you don't always need a dossier checklist of facts to know that you like someone. And it's more than just physical although that part is a level of perfection that I didn't even realize existed until I met her.

That's not exactly what @Brampton_Boy is saying.

Im out.