Ultimate Sherdog Classics, Memes and Legends

[calisoul]

 

[Fox by the Sea]

We need to add an entry about Donny, the legendary alpha troll of Sherdog.

We'll need some Sherbros with more seniority than myself to write it up though. He was already a fugitive on the run when I arrived on the board.

 

[SocraticMethod]

There was a thread in the OT where a guy asked for thoughts on his proposed MMA clothing line which he was going to call "MAN-UP." It was immediately shit on and the TS responded by telling everyone he could kick their asses, etc. I read that back when I was a lurker and remember laughing so hard at his angry replies.

I can find the link on Google but then it takes me a dead Sherdog page, but here's the cache of page 1:

http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...cloths-line.629425/+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

 

[calisoul]

 

[Whippy McGee]

None of you nominated the first link in my signature line? Seriously? I had a few pages of Sherbros calling for my permabanzor! But here I am today, with my "Nostradamus of Sherdog" status revealed, and the prophecy fulfilled.

The thread was "stickied" for nearly a week for all to enjoy the moment. Why not forever?

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/holly-holm-wow-what-a-kick-and-new.3098827/

Note: The thread was created a few minutes before the walk outs of Ronda and Holly.

 

[SenorFranko]

The thread where someone said they was gonna "bet the farm" on Franklin to beat Cung Le was damn funny.

 

[myjohnson9]

Absolutely epic! Haven't had time to go thru all threads again, but when I have time it's gonna happen.

Only thing I can think of that you missed is "who is lyoto machida"? For over a year that thread was started at least a couple times per week. Then in the OP it'd say things like "why hasn't the ufc signed this guy?" "He defeated BJ Penn, rich franklin and stephan bonnar" every time I'd see the title I knew exactly what the thread would say, but couldn't resist clicking on it lol

 

[Forever Young]

Is normal

Not if mark wahlburg were there

The Living Death

How tastes my pee pee

Lee Murray street fight stories

Trainy eaty sleepy

That one dude who drank his own pee after Machida/Shogun II (I think it was Te Te Lol Chin, but I could be wrong)

Right leg hospital, left leg cemetery (middle leg, abortion clinic)

My wife met Cain Valasquez

 

[Elysianwing]

Is normal

Not if mark wahlburg were there

The Living Death

How tastes my pee pee

Lee Murray street fight stories

Trainy eaty sleepy

That one dude who drank his own pee after Machida/Shogun II (I think it was Te Te Lol Chin, but I could be wrong)

Right leg hospital, left leg cemetery (middle leg, abortion clinic)

My wife met Cain Valasquez

I believe that was @A Bit of the Old Ultraviolence actually.



It's probably been mentioned already, but I don't care enough to read this entire thread.

"lol @ guys saying Struve and Kos.

Fulton by far. 195-46-11 since '96."

 

[Artimus Lange]

MICHAEL CRO COP

 

[dogen]

An Ultimate list for the ages

 

[Deleted member 491001]

Oh man, I'd almost forgotten the "poor man's tank Abbot" comment which someone was spamming onto the first page of almost every thread. That was good stuff.

This sounds familiar but I think I missed ground zero. Was it a white belt? Established poster? Any clues as to wtf he was thinking? How long did the mods let it go on for? Sounds funny and worthy of mention!

 

[Deleted member 491001]

I actually met Soko at the airport.... I would never make that thread though...

Wait, Sokodjou?

 

[Deleted member 491001]

Junkanoo was tearing it up on dat threat. Then he got banned

I can't imagine it was for that pic...pretty benign.

 

[Deleted member 491001]

Anyone jumped on this yet?

Todd Duffee escaping the woes of the world chilling on The Dawg, giving the biz to a monster burrito!

 

[Deleted member 491001]

There was a thread in the OT where a guy asked for thoughts on his proposed MMA clothing line which he was going to call "MAN-UP." It was immediately shit on and the TS responded by telling everyone he could kick their asses, etc. I read that back when I was a lurker and remember laughing so hard at his angry replies.

I can find the link on Google but then it takes me a dead Sherdog page, but here's the cache of page 1:

http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...cloths-line.629425/+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

Oh man, classic OT! Thanks for reminding me my recent shock at reading the brutality of it now since it was resurrected is incorrect; it's always been the mutilated clit of the forums instead of the "penis shaped like Hulk Hogan ripping off the condom and raw-dogging it" of our beloved site they would have you believe.

 

[po_thead]

Epic thread! (before I go through it all...as in, these could be reposts)

Dean Burley nickname thread
Shawn from Toronto
Poor NorCal's wife Linky & her botched boob job

Ooh Allison Stokke

 

[Jopo]

One thread that pops in my head like once a week for the last decade for some stupid reason is the "fedor gets out of a van and runs" thread.

The first replies were "well... that is exactly what happens I guess"

next is "I like the part where he gets out of the van"

next is "I like the part where he runs"

 

[Buff]

When Pat Barry brutally KO'd Christian Morecraft I was concerned for Christian... He stayed down for a long time and looked fucked up on his stool.

So I made a thread...

"Is Morecraft ok?"

Homeless Infant answered... "who cares, he lost"

I said "I care homeless infant, I care"

Then some kid called Nickdiazzz209 or similar said "hey bro that's not cool I used to be homeless and you shouldn't make fun of people like that"

So I said "it's his username you vagrant"

20 of the most hilarious pages I have ever been a part of ensued. The homeless kid's shit hit the fan big time. Lulz were had on a sporting level and he didn't last the night.

It was a good day. @Homeless Infant

Also, Morecraft never fought again.

 

[europe1]

You people are an absolute disgrace for not mentioning the P4P best fighter in MMA history