UFC vs Slappers: who really wants to fight?

[Slapjit]

Does the Slap League have the same Duck problem as the UFC?

Are there Slap Divas making demands and blocking progress in their divisions?

Dana has his dirty hands in both worlds with matchmaking, backroom bonuses, signing talent, crushing dreams, providing violent entertainment and growing the Gaming culture in sports --

So, is Slap more legitimate as a Competitive League lining up legitimate Fight Opportunities -- away from the UFC Interim Champ nonsense, popularity influence, made-up belts...?

Fam....evry1 in slaps just tryna BANG broski real talks
No ducks EVER mandem an' gyaldem always tryna scrap wid di best
Pure meritocracy no rank fraud or squattin'
Competitors mostly highly educated so dem kno how fi negotiate wid dignity an' respect HW champ got a law degree former MW champ a literal rocket scientist

Slaps di modern day Renaissance Man / Gyal sport but of course di plebs finna h8 until di masses adopt di culture tale as ol' as taym

 

[Slapjit]

Slap fighting = Trailer Park Boys..
Mixed Martial Arts = Sophisticated Professionals & Sherddogers...

 

[Slapjit]

Welcome to slap fight, I love you.

back at yuh king

 

[xhaydenx]

Half the UFC roster just gets in there, throws a few feints, and then runs for 15 minutes.

Ever see a Slapper run from a slap?

I think we know which ones are the real fighters.

 

[shunyata]

camacho > trump

Camacho's cabinet was smarter.

 

[Slapjit]

#PowerSlap 's #GreaterMcGregor got dropped early an' kept scrappin' til di final bell



UFC McGregor got dropped early tapped oot den ran away tuh politics

 

[marvinparsons]

Slap fighting is unbelievably retarded and Dana getting involved in it is beyond pathetic. What kind of moron watches it? Do they have "fans"?

You might as well have a sport where two guys kick each other in the balls until someone quits.

 

[Slapjit]

.....
You might as well have a sport where two guys kick each other in the balls until someone quits.

Add in eye pokes an' fence grabs den yuh got di UFC fam jus Saiyan

 

[Slapjit]

Half the UFC roster just gets in there, throws a few feints, and then runs for 15 minutes.

Ever see a Slapper run from a slap?

I think we know which ones are the real fighters.

Droppin' bars pon di masses

 

[Thy]

Camacho's cabinet was smarter.

And stronger!

 

[ultra321]

Is that the new dance that's going around? I think I noticed some middle school girls do that while wearing pajama bottoms and tube tops the other day...

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I’m feel like I’m in idiocracy

You are, but not bc of this thread. You just are, we all are

 

[sonhow]

Has anyone tried becoming a slap fighter?

I mean I cant slap for shit but Id know how to get koed in fun ways. Like Johnny Walker of slap fighting.

 

[Slapjit]

Is that the new dance that's going around? I think I noticed some middle school girls do that while wearing pajama bottoms and tube tops the other day...

Iono fam but statistically speakin' di dance lead tuh homelessness unlike #PowerSlap

 

[usernamee]

#PowerSlap 's #GreaterMcGregor got dropped early an' kept scrappin' til di final bell



UFC McGregor got dropped early tapped oot den ran away tuh politics

that's a fookin scrap mate!

 

[IndyCovaHart]

You are, but not bc of this thread. You just are, we all are

bruh Dana white went from never wanting women to fight to slap boxing competions

I’m waiting for flatulence fights