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UFC should sign this guy. 100% guaranteed marketing success

Mr hanky

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- 10-3
- 29 years old
- Looks like baby of Matt Hughes and Colby Covington
- Combines names of Brock Lesnar, Joe Rogan and Anderson Silva (and obviously Anderson Aldo at the same time)

Casuals will buy each PPV with this guy.
 
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On name alone. Kelvin Tiller is the guy they should get. Even cut the scales close last fight at 265.5

Almost a certainty the guy gives us weigh in day drama.
 
As long as he is "for real" ladies and gentlemen.
 
Bro-gan Anderson. You know he fist-bumps.

Wow. He is a bro a the same time.

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How could I miss that? 90% of sherdoggers will by PPV with him too.
 
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- 10-3
- 29 years old
- Looks like baby of Matt Hughes and Colby Covington
- Combines names of Brock Lesnar, Joe Rogan and Anderson Silva (and obviously Anderson Aldo at the same time)

Casuals will buy each PPV with this guy.

The name is even better than Brock Jardine.
 
On name alone. Kelvin Tiller is the guy they should get. Even cut the scales close last fight at 265.5

Almost a certainty the guy gives us weigh in day drama.
Goddamn. That guys record is full of catchweights at 180-195 pounds and now he's the highest possible amount one can weigh in before the ludicrous superheavyweight?
 
On name alone. Kelvin Tiller is the guy they should get. Even cut the scales close last fight at 265.5

Almost a certainty the guy gives us weigh in day drama.
I was there when he subbed my dude Jake Collier. He wasn't particularly big then. I wonder where the weight issues came in.
 
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- 10-3
- 29 years old
- Looks like baby of Matt Hughes and Colby Covington
- Combines names of Brock Lesnar, Joe Rogan and Anderson Silva (and obviously Anderson Aldo at the same time)

Casuals will buy each PPV with this guy.


I can see guys in the bar fight night. "YO BRO, did you catch Brogan's fight?"
 
Brogan Anderson. The guys want to be him, the ladies want to be with him.

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I can see guys in the bar fight night. "YO BRO, did you catch Brogan's fight?"

Imagine Joe Rogan doing post fight interview with him.

And how Goldie would handle commentating any fight with this guy if he would be still in UFC.
 
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