UFC on ABC 5 is absolutely stacked.

[frederick]

tl;dr mediocre card

 

[StonedLemur]

Everyone has different standards I guess lol. Her eyes are definitely a bit... strange at first glance, but of the legit ugly women in the UFC I don't consider her one of them. YMMV.

Oh you old softie lol.
That's why we love you sir.

 

[StonedLemur]

Lol Not my fault you got high off of sniffing Dana's trousers.

You're obviously are above your pay grade here sir.
Your information is faulty, as I'm sure you know already.

 

[scoobster]

I mean if I locked eyes with her while banging I'd lose my wood lmao

Pull out.........................................My turn

 

[StonedLemur]

Pull out.........................................My turn

Lmfao

 

[JustOnce]

It's average for a low level fight night. I don't know almost anyone on it

I mean, if we are going on a name value, and how well known fighters are, perhaps, but how good the card is doesn't have to be dependant on how popular fighters on the card are.

 

[JustOnce]

Thanks, have you ever just wanted to ride a an ugly woman (not Amanda or Maycee because they're not ugly), uglies need loving too

It's all about personality, they say.

 

[JustOnce]

Tabatha Ricci is fighting you say.

Rici is kinda odd. I think she's supposed to be attractive, but looks a bit too masculine at the same time.

 

[JustOnce]

I counted out Font but I was still with Gaethje.

Im looking forward to this one sir.

It shows how good Aldo still is, in a way. Fiziev and Yanez really looked good too, just like Topuria is, and on paper, supposed to win. We will see!

 

[JustOnce]

That guy Peek fights like a bar room brawler. It's insane to see that in 2023.

I like it lol, I like it even more when it works lol

We will see if it works again

 

[JustOnce]

(Bows in respect)

 

[JustOnce]

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Like I said, it looked like Khabib's dad got the first place. You said I said Khabib beat Fedor.

 

[JustOnce]

Good card for hardcore fans.... garbage for casuals. This is a noname card that will be fun, but draw poorly.

Amazing card for hardcores, I think still great for casuals, since it gonna be fire.

 

[JustOnce]

If by stacked you mean stacked with fighters i never heard of, then yes its stacked.

Still absolutely stacked the other way too.

 

[JustOnce]

Eh, I wouldn’t say stacked. Some fights that could be fun? Sure. Stacked to me means loaded with important, relevant fights and maybe some top prospects. This card doesn’t really have a lot of that.

I agree that stacked can mean certainly different things to different people.

 

[JustOnce]

Great body. Kind of a masculine face.

Great minds think alike. Even body is kinda muscular.

 

[JustOnce]

I was with you until you said Malkoun beat Allen

In all seriousness, solid breakdown. I too was surprised when I came across this card lineup about a week or two ago on Tap. Been keeping my eye on it. It's surprisingly stacked all things considered.

Malkoun is so boring but good it seems UFC ain't booking him lol.

Yes it def surprised me, caught me off guard and really wasn't expecting that. Way better than that Canada ppv card too.

 

[JustOnce]

If Ilia Topuria doesn’t beat Emmet I don’t see anyone beating Max or Volk

Hm...I think you are counting out Yair here. Max wrestled Yair, but Yair is getting better and Volk is getting older too.

And I know Evloev didn't look good last fight, but still, it was a short notice fight and neither guys has any submission threat off their back.

 

[Cowboy Kurt Angle]

Hm...I think you are counting out Yair here. Max wrestled Yair, but Yair is getting better and Volk is getting older too.

And I know Evloev didn't look good last fight, but still, it was a short notice fight and neither guys has any submission threat off their back.

I think Yair has a good shot but it fucks up the division. If he wins does Volk get a rematch? If Yair beats him in a rematch great then he’s gonna fight Max again and probably lose again. Then what does Max fight Volk for a fourth time

 

[JustOnce]

Great post! Now let m try and score these fights out of 10:

There's a bunch of these fights that have the potential to boil over into CARNAGE, and there's some legitimately high level fights that every MMA fan should be into, too!

There's also some utter slop like Soriano vs Dumas.

Am I wrong that Gillian-Ricci is benefitting from Robertson's current kill streak?! I can't wait for that fight lol

It is a great card. I am seeing more than a few people not liking this card at all, but I think it has more to do with how well know these fighters are than the quality itself.

Gillian is going to bring it, but I fear Ricci might be able to blanket her. Gillian does have reach on her though, which doesn't happen too often lol.

I'm not sure if Gillian can sub Ricci from the bottom.