UFC fighters 1000 years ago

[gunlok]

Conor would be a plumber

 

[trusttheprocess]

Junie Browning would be running the show.

 

[spinup]

Weili Zhang enrolled in the army posing as a man to replace her sick old dad who was drafted, she ends up saving the empire from barbarian invasion.

 

[Spiritual Sight]

Good guess about Conor.

That's make believe. High borns murdered their infants when genetic flaws were seen in them.

 

[CTE_Fan]

Conor would be a plumber

he couldn't handle 1 week doing a real job lol

 

[KGmma]

Paige Van Zant would carve her own face into the towns brick walls.

 

[spinup]

Juan Adams would still look like he lives in a period 50 000 years to late.

 

[whaleshark]

Platinum Mike was the first OG black belt homoerectus caveman

 

[cooks1]

It's 1000 years ago. All your favorite UFC fighters are alive ! Not this life, an earlier life. E.g. they were born in that era, and look the same and have the same personalities, though everything else is different, of course.

What are these guys doing, in your estimation?

I see Conor being a foot soldier in a renegade outfit roving through the lowlands of Ireland. His weapons of choice are a slingshot and a trusty dagger ! He's wanted for a number of offenses meriting execution and has illegitimate children all over the land!

Your turn.

Conor is a drunkard hobbit that never leaves the shire.

 

[pick999]

Henry Cejudo would be a midget court jester.

 

[technoviking]

Alexander Gustafsson goes on an epic adventure up the rivers in eastern europe where he has to decaptitate Jan Blachowic with an axe. He then adopts Khamzat from the evil volga bulgars, and goes raiding with Jack Hermansson to Ireland, where they perform a blood eagle on Conor.

 

[GSPBless]

Jones would be drug dealing with dinasours. Translator is GSP.

 

[RightToBareKnuckles]

Tony woul be eating someone's heart in an aztec pyramid.

he is the type of guy to build a pyramid for that sole purpose. here he is sculpting some of the columns:

 

[Vile]

Hendo

 

[CleverNameEh]

The Diaz bros would be walking around with their foreheads blending it.

 

[Kvothe_the_kingkiller]

Brocks village would have been raided when he was young, and he would have been put on a wheel with all the other kids. Eventually he would be the last one alive, pushing that wheel by himself, getting stronger and bigger.

Oh shit, that’s Conan The Barbarian. Never mind.

 

[dnmb]

One man to rule them all

 

[mudrubble]

Jon Jones hunting antelopes while stoned

With nothing but his bare hands, teeth and a rock

 

[TheAmericanGazelle]

GSP would be a monk in a monastery, preserving the ancient knowledge with then-rare literacy, meditating, and praying.

 

[Iroh]

Costa being a scrawny (due to lack of modern day acai berries) gay male prostitute/sex slave.