UFC fighters 1000 years ago

[DivineMind]

It's 1000 years ago. All your favorite UFC fighters are alive ! Not this life, an earlier life. E.g. they were born in that era, and look the same and have the same personalities, though everything else is different, of course.

What are these guys doing, in your estimation?

I see Conor being a foot soldier in a renegade outfit roving through the lowlands of Ireland. His weapons of choice are a slingshot and a trusty dagger ! He's wanted for a number of offenses meriting execution and has illegitimate children all over the land!

Your turn.

 

[Qkhanh]

Jon Jones hunting antelopes while stoned

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Randy would still be the Scorpion King

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Good guess about Conor.

 

[Buffmeister]

Brock Lesnar would ride the biggest horse and swinging the biggest sword ...


According to Joe Rogan

 

[MadNIghtKing]

It's 1000 years ago. All your favorite UFC fighters are alive ! Not this life, an earlier life. E.g. they were born in that era, and look the same and have the same personalities, though everything else is different, of course.

What are these guys doing, in your estimation?

I see Conor being a foot soldier in a renegade outfit roving through the lowlands of Ireland. His weapons of choice are a slingshot and a trusty dagger ! He's wanted for a number of offenses meriting execution and has illegitimate children all over the land!

Your turn.

Conor would be the guy shoveling the villages feces into a ditch. Like his father before him?!? Or would it be after him.

 

[Methodius]

Society was very class based back than so most of them would be plowing some fields and not scorpion king around

 

[DivineMind]

Brock Lesnar would ride the biggest horse and swinging the biggest sword ...


According to Joe Rogan

 

[champbless2]

Arlovski

 

[The Chosen]

What about WMMA fighters?

 

[fandangler101]

Dan Henderson pillaging villages and beating the shit out of Vikings.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Henry Cejudo would be a midget court jester.

 

[Mahkor]

Tony woul be eating someone's heart in an aztec pyramid.

 

[MadNIghtKing]

Israel Adesanya would be Xerxes from the movie 300. Leader of a great tribe but also his soldiers feel very uncomfortable around him because he’s always flicking their dicks or patting their asses after battle.

 

[champbless2]

Meanwhile Romero is a pimp and has his own whore house in the back ends of London and dozens of children all around

 

[Fahcough]

Women would be in rightful place

 

[Sweater of AV]

Not much would be different.

 

[The Chosen]

Jon Jones would be a tribal leader in West Africa, who has to duel the Nigerian Adesanya

 

[Spiritual Sight]

It's 1000 years ago. All your favorite UFC fighters are alive ! Not this life, an earlier life. E.g. they were born in that era, and look the same and have the same personalities, though everything else is different, of course.

What are these guys doing, in your estimation?

I see Conor being a foot soldier in a renegade outfit roving through the lowlands of Ireland. His weapons of choice are a slingshot and a trusty dagger ! He's wanted for a number of offenses meriting execution and has illegitimate children all over the land!

Your turn.

Conor was a street drunk, who was on welfare and couldn't get along with his pops so he occasionally slept next to dumpsters, before Irish Edmund made something out of him.

All truths that came from Conor's own mouth during interviews as he was coming up. I think it's clear to say that the little lad would have been sold into slavery 1000 years ago.

 

[spinup]

Jon Jones hunting antelopes while stoned

He is hiding in the castle moat because he took a dick-enhancing potion from the local witch and inquisitors are looking for him.