UFC fan thinks he can escape Paul Harris' submissions

[Chaos Spawn]

he needs to lay off the stevia. also, im no groundhog expert, but he looks like he just stumbled out of the woods.

 

[yekmurat]

This may be an epic thread if no wasteland

 

[fearoth]

he needs to lay off the stevia. also, im no groundhog expert, but he looks like he just stumbled out of the woods.

Did you mean Salvia?

 

[Mavadorov]

Where did he post that? Link please

 

[PgKarate]

That looks like a person, not a fan, a fan needs blades to push the hair, which the subject in the picture clearly lacks.

 

[MasterNinjaRat]

Well, I believe him.

He's a Shaman/Healer after all.

We don't know for sure what he's capable of.

LMAO, couldnt resist logging in to say this, but some sherdogger is always step ahead.

 

[EffinCraig]

EDIT: Shit, someone beat me.

 

[BearGrounds]

 

[Serana]

Sad thing is that he probably believes it.

 

[qw3rty]

Maybe his gameplan is kiss Toquinho to avoid the submission

 

[moreorless87]

Watch out, guys



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You don't know who he's been training with...

 

[Headkicktoleg]

The worst part, judging by his background picture of him kissing a little girl, is that this man has bred.

 

[Organic Damage]

Well I guess it counts as escaping if you get up and leave without the limb...

 

[A Pennysworth]

Kicking people in the nuts counts as effective striking I hear.

 

[dmwalking]

Make it happen Dana!

 

[Polar Bears]

yeah he probably would. if most adult men grappled with MMA fighters you would all be disappointed about your heros, it would be 50/50, if the man is stronger he will hold him down and thats the end of it. I dont know nothing about grappling but I grappled MMA fighters before in a gym here and I just put my elbow on their neck and they couldnt even move.

 

[HerpDerp]

( ͡

 

[kashmir]

Fuck you guys

 

[Porradossaurus]

The guy is a shaman. He could summon a bear spirit or something and Toquinho is screwed.

 

[RoscoeRufus]

this bullshit here...