UFC 158 Fight Card: Dana White: 'Nick Diaz Does Not Return My Calls, My Texts'

Nick's Voice Message "You've reached..ummm... Nick Diaz, but I'm running a marathon or eating some real chocolate or some shit. So...ummmm... leave a message...or whatever."

Message Two: "Don't be scared to leave a message hommie."

Message Three: *Sounds of fumbling* Hey Nate, you know how to work this thing? Damn phone, I bet George has some butler or shit do this for him...mumble mumble. Gotta remember to grab some macrobiotic shit from Natural Foods....HEY NATE, GET YOUR AZZ DOWN HERE!"

Message Four: "So we texting shit now?"

Message Five: "You think Ninja's would be up in trees answering messages and leaving texts and shit?"

Message Six: "Ceasar Gracie JuJitsu!!!! 209!!! What?!?! What?!?!"
 
Old news is old. Cesar Gracie tried to cover for Diaz.
 
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