International Trump: US control of Greenland is absolute nescessity

As expected Trump winning was the sure road to comedy. He's not even sworn in and people get to laugh their asses off due to all the stupid crap Trump keeps saying.

I'm sure even Putin is getting a good chuckle when Trump can't even stop himself from making military threats towards a fellow NATO member.
 
So I guess egg prices are fixed now .
 
I just figured out why they are ramping up this bullshit. They are blocking Jack Smiths report that shows Trump’s campaign was financing and colluding with January 6th traitors.
Since the Oligarchy owns corporate media, they run these stories as a distraction. Trump sends his cokehead son to Greenland to give the story more legs, so the Rubes don’t wonder why they are blocking Smith’s report. Why block something unless you are guilty and don’t want the information out. It’s easy to distract dumb people.
 
There are 2 american bases on Greenland and US has an agreement that they can almost do as they pleases.
So why do they need to own it?
Greenland stopped granting licenses for oil exploration due to environmental reasons. There are also mineral deposits in that region. Faster shipping routes can be another reason.

This buying Greenland thing isn’t new. Other presidents in mid 1800s wanted Greenland. China and Russia want control of the region too.
 
The European response to this is pathetic. I'm ashamed that I'm having these limp dicks supposedly representing the continent. Germany came out mumbling about bbbut borders can't change through violence. fucking embarrassing.

The only reasonable response from Europe that would actually gain some respect from trump would be if one of our leaders (i don't even know who it could be cause they're all bottom homos) came up and said something like - come and try to get it you fat fuck, we'll nuke the whole place and kill everybody on it before we let anyone take it, and we'll vaporize the few thousand idiots on it that think they can make negotiations over the collective security of 500 million people of Europe.

That would be a normal way to start talks about what he wants. that's how you talk to trump, not all this babble about rights and laws. America needs a European ally continent who's not a bunch of gimps.
 
Greenland stopped granting licenses for oil exploration due to environmental reasons. There are also mineral deposits in that region. Faster shipping routes can be another reason.

This buying Greenland thing isn’t new. Other presidents in mid 1800s wanted Greenland. China and Russia want control of the region too.

Greenland has oil?

Oh boy
 
The European response to this is pathetic. I'm ashamed that I'm having these limp dicks supposedly representing the continent. Germany came out mumbling about bbbut borders can't change through violence. fucking embarrassing.

The only reasonable response from Europe that would actually gain some respect from trump would be if one of our leaders (i don't even know who it could be cause they're all bottom homos) came up and said something like - come and try to get it you fat fuck, we'll nuke the whole place and kill everybody on it before we let anyone take it, and we'll vaporize the few thousand idiots on it that think they can make negotiations over the collective security of 500 million people of Europe.

That would be a normal way to start talks about what he wants. that's how you talk to trump, not all this babble about rights and laws. America needs a European ally continent who's not a bunch of gimps.
French were pretty clear on Trumps insanse statements:

Rest of EU politicians have better things to do than to address every retarded statement Trump makes..
 
French were pretty clear on Trumps insanse statements:
very weak, dorkish statement. oh we won't let. how exactly "won't we let"? what are we going to do? write a strong worded letter to the UN?
Rest of EU politicians have better things to do than to address every retarded statement Trump makes..
they're not doing anything. none of them is doing anything worth a fuck.
 
French were pretty clear on Trumps insanse statements:

Rest of EU politicians have better things to do than to address every retarded statement Trump makes..

Would sound better if europe had not run down its militaries with few exceptions
 
The European response to this is pathetic. I'm ashamed that I'm having these limp dicks supposedly representing the continent. Germany came out mumbling about bbbut borders can't change through violence. fucking embarrassing.

The only reasonable response from Europe that would actually gain some respect from trump would be if one of our leaders (i don't even know who it could be cause they're all bottom homos) came up and said something like - come and try to get it you fat fuck, we'll nuke the whole place and kill everybody on it before we let anyone take it, and we'll vaporize the few thousand idiots on it that think they can make negotiations over the collective security of 500 million people of Europe.

That would be a normal way to start talks about what he wants. that's how you talk to trump, not all this babble about rights and laws. America needs a European ally continent who's not a bunch of gimps.

I agree but NATO makes doing that complicated. One of the many reasons it exists is to neuter Europe as an independent third bloc. Also only the British and French are nuclear. The rest of them are not.

But yes France is strong enough to MAD the US if push came to shove.
 
very weak, dorkish statement. oh we won't let. how exactly "won't we let"? what are we going to do? write a strong worded letter to the UN?

they're not doing anything. none of them is doing anything worth a fuck.

its a much more measured statement than your "come and try to get it you fat fuck, we'll nuke the whole place and kill everybody on it before we let anyone take it" - or do you want Europe to be ruled by bunch of Trump wannabes?

Entering a shouting contest with Trump is pointless - remember, never argue with a retard, he'll drag you down onto his level and beat you with experience.

Also I notice a lot of EU hate comments online recently - for all its flaws, EU is still one of the best places to live in the whole world. I couldn't imagine living anywhere else (well in case of ww3, I would certainly want to move to south america since those fuckers always avoid any conflicts).
 
Would sound better if europe had not run down its militaries with few exceptions

Dont worry

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I agree but NATO makes doing that complicated. One of the many reasons it exists is to neuter Europe as an independent third bloc.
NATO has zero to do with this, it's not integrated in national commands and this would be a national issue.
Also only the British and French are nuclear. The rest of them are not.
This isn't a well akshually moment.
it's about negotiating frameworks.
 
its a much more measured statement than your "come and try to get it you fat fuck, we'll nuke the whole place and kill everybody on it before we let anyone take it" - or do you want Europe to be ruled by bunch of Trump wannabes?
We don't need a measured response. we need a response that has actual spirit behind it. not the same limp dick bullshit we usually push. and standing up to someone like trump doesn't make you like trump. stop being such a coward.
Entering a shouting contest with Trump is pointless - remember, never argue with a retard, he'll drag you down onto his level and beat you with experience.
That's a loser mentality.
Also I notice a lot of EU hate comments online recently - for all its flaws, EU is still one of the best places to live in the whole world. I couldn't imagine living anywhere else (well in case of ww3, I would certainly want to move to south america since those fuckers always avoid any conflicts).
yeah, it won't be for so long if we're led by a bunch of limp dicks.
 
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