LMAO, I did the same but it's called getting coke dick during a threesome. Your friends a sucker, I only paid for mine with my dignity.
Had to look that up, not having done coke that much. It's such an age old story, Shakespeare had it covered,
"MACDUFF
What three things does drink especially provoke?
PORTER
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir,
it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery. It makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him."
Sad story, though.
Anyway, on topic, in any normal world, this would be enough to impeach Trump all by itself under the emoluments clause. But we all know this isn't a normal world, speaking of sad stories.