Elections Trump for POTUS mega thread

[idrankyourbeer]

"Bbbuuuttt, Donold has organic support from Black women!!!!!!111"

blacks for trump!

 

[Loiosh]

I would argue that Americans arguing about which Presidential candidate can successfully climb into a large truck by themselves have already missed the point.

I threw my back out climbing onto a forklift last week.

No presidential nomination for me.

 

[K1levelgrappler]

Win or lose on Tuesday he’ll always be president down at the dick sucking factory

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Win or lose on Tuesday he’ll always be president down at the dick sucking factory

the fellatio fuhrer gobbling down some dick just to own the libs.

 

[Loiosh]

"BREAKING: Former Navajo Nation VP Myron Lizer just endorsed Trump on stage at the New Mexico rally and thanked Trump for taking unprecedented steps to help Native Americans"Back in 2019, he signed the executive order that launched Operation Lady Justice, which helped and alleviate and sent resources to help us prosecute and find our missing and murdered Indigenous women."I didn't even know that. Trump did so many things as President that the media refused to cover. He finished by urging all Native Americans to vote for Trump, "So I want to hearken you all, if you haven't voted already, voted already, to please vote for Trump."This is the greatest movement in American history. God's hand is all over it."

A Navajo perspective: why many of us support Trump over Harris

Respect for life in the womb

Economic empowerment: a path to independence

Public safety and justice: protecting our people

Environmental stewardship and tribal sovereignty

Harris’s record: a threat to tribal lands

Excitement about RFK Jr.’s endorsement of Trump


Why we support Trump
As a Navajo woman and organizer, I am not alone in supporting Trump, Eli Crane, and Kari Lake because they represent the leadership that will truly benefit our people. They understand the importance of economic independence, public safety, and respect for our values. Their policies offer a future where Navajo communities are empowered to thrive, not just survive. As we approach the upcoming elections, I encourage everyone to think critically about who will best serve our needs and honor who we are as We The People.

 

[Loiosh]

holy shit, 3 days before the election and this guys biggest issue is peanut the fucking squirrel? really?

oh yeah, it's illegal to keep squirrels as pets in the state of new york. same with raccoons.

Animals Not Allowed as Pets

You cannot keep the following animals as pets:

• Wolves, foxes, coyotes, hyenas, dingoes, jackals, and other undomesticated dogs
• Lions, tigers, leopards, jaguars, pumas, panthers, mountain lions, cheetahs, cougars, bobcats, lynxes, and other undomesticated cats
• Ferrets, weasels, minks, badgers, wolverines, skunks, and mongooses
• Squirrels, raccoons, and bats
• Bears, elephants, zebras, rhinoceroses, giraffes, and hippopotamuses
• Tarantulas, black widows, and other venomous spiders
• Iguanas, Gila monsters, and many other lizards
• Monkeys, apes, chimpanzees, and gorillas
• Vipers, cobras, pythons, anacondas, and many other snakes
• Alligators, crocodiles, snapping turtles, and other turtles less than four inches in length
• Eagles, hawks, falcons, owls, vultures, emus, ostriches, and other large or predatory birds
• Roosters, ducks, geese, and turkeys
• Bees (other than honeybees), hornets, wasps, and other venomous insects
• Gophers, woodchucks, beavers, hedgehogs, porcupines, and other large rodents
• Deer, antelopes, llamas, and camels
• Sheep, goats, pigs, including potbellied pigs, and most farm animals
• Kangaroos, opossums, koalas, and other marsupials
• Dolphins, whales, seals, sea lions, walruses, and other sea mammals
• Sharks and piranhas

there are lots more than this, and an even more extensive list defined under the new york state statute complete with the scientific names of all species, but i figured i would cut it off after sharks and piranha's, because if you're already trying to domesticate a shark into a pet, then there's really need to go further down the list. send conservation officers to your premises immediately before grandma gets maimed by a great white!

and i like the trump tweet about how they were "taken from their family." i dont know about you, but watching the video of them doing their perpetual victimhood dance, that woman did not look like a squirrel or a raccoon. i'm pretty sure that she did not give birth to that raccoon or squirrel, and they are not an actual part of the squirrel or raccon's family or bloodline. it looks more like they are trying to domesticate those wild animals and turn them into pets. they've even gave them names and shit.

this kind of shit probably happens every day, people taking cute furry animals that they're not supposed to and then bringing them into their homes, while being a little ignorant of the laws and not aware that it is illegal to keep those animals as pets. but the difference between those people and this idiot is that no matter how many followers these wild animals have on their youtube and tiktok accounts, most people are going to turn over the animals upon first contact and request, rather than making a big stink about it leading to the police and conservation officers to have to get involved.

you're not going to have search warrants issued and have your place searched top to bottom unless you are already being defiant and uncoperative with officials who are just trying to recover those animals. if you are going to do the dance and fuck with them, then they are just going to get a judge to sign off on the warrant and they will come back and turn your shit upside down just to fuck with you, and see what other kind of illegal pets you might be trying to hide. if you mess with the bull you get the horns.

these humans got attached to a squirrel and a raccoon. big deal. that still doesn't allow them to keep them as house pets. that is very much illegal in the state of new york, no matter how cute and fuzzy the squirrel is.

Neighbor of mine kept a raccoon as a pet. She fed that fucker as much as it wanted and it turned into a furry sphere with paws.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Neighbor of mine kept a raccoon as a pet. She fed that fucker as much as it wanted and it turned into a furry sphere with paws.

a buddy of mine and his wife had their cat brutally killed by a raccoon once. it shred the shit right out of it and left it decapitated in their back yard. it all happened too fast for them to figure out what the hell was going on.

 

[Loiosh]

a buddy of mine and his wife had their cat brutally killed by a raccoon once. it shred the shit right out of it and left it decapitated in their back yard. it happened too fast for them to figure out what the hell was going on.

Whoa, seriously?

I came home late one night and when my headlights lit up the house, a group of raccoons who were working on getting our garbage can open froze. They stayed there unmoving and when I stepped out of the car and they saw I was alone, went back to their work.

Your story suggests I barely escaped with my life.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Whoa, seriously?

I came home late one night and when my headlights lit up the house, a group of raccoons who were working on getting our garbage can open froze. They stayed there unmoving and when I stepped out of the car and they saw I was alone, went back to their work.

Your story suggests I barely escaped with my life.

ive seen some raccoons prowling around from time to time. they're just like big cats. except they walk really funny.

they're probably afraid of humans. i doubt they'd try to attack you. maybe if cornered try to scratch you as they try to flee i dont know.

i'd be more terrified of a canada goose than a raykin. geese are dicks and the spawn of satan. the raykins just want to eat your garbage and your weed.

 

[Brigfa2]

This election gives me a Colby vs Usman vibes and unfortunately Trump will lose again

 

[Loiosh]

ive seen some raccoons prowling around from time to time. they're just like big cats. except they walk really funny.

they're probably afraid of humans. i doubt they'd try to attack you. maybe if cornered try to scratch you as they try to flee i dont know.

i'd be more terrified of a canada goose than a raykin. geese are dicks and the spawn of satan. the raykins just want to eat your garbage and your weed.

There are so many raccoons here on plateau Mont-Royal.

 

[Sinister]

A Navajo perspective: why many of us support Trump over Harris

Respect for life in the womb

Economic empowerment: a path to independence

Public safety and justice: protecting our people

Environmental stewardship and tribal sovereignty

Harris’s record: a threat to tribal lands

Excitement about RFK Jr.’s endorsement of Trump


Why we support Trump
As a Navajo woman and organizer, I am not alone in supporting Trump, Eli Crane, and Kari Lake because they represent the leadership that will truly benefit our people. They understand the importance of economic independence, public safety, and respect for our values. Their policies offer a future where Navajo communities are empowered to thrive, not just survive. As we approach the upcoming elections, I encourage everyone to think critically about who will best serve our needs and honor who we are as We The People.

 

[Helden]

 

[idrankyourbeer]

the aboriginal should just tell these racist piles of human garbage to go back to europe.

 

[Loiosh]

I work with a bunch of Trump supporters, and I've been doing my level best to understand them as opposed to just writing them off as insane. When I saw that Navajo post I decided to look into it and was surprised at what I found.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

thats an insult to the pig.

 

[Loiosh]

the aboriginal should just tell these racist piles of human garbage to go back to europe.

Hey, here's Greta Thunberg on the banjo.

 

[Helden]

thats an insult to the pig.

True, the pig is far more classy

 

[idrankyourbeer]

True, the pig is far more classy

true. unlike the north american trump (anus tangerinus) also known as fraudster, rapist, and sexual predator, the common species of pig (sus domesticus) also known as a swine or hog, has never sexually assaulted anyone inside of a bergdorf goodman's.

 

[emefer]

Hawk Tuay Trump is the one showing off his blow job technique and talking for 10 minutes about a dead golfers giant penis.
Trump knows his audience. It is a well known fact Grinder app blows up in any town the RNC visits. Trump is just showing them he is one of them.
I get it man, you got to vote for a guy who is not afraid to simulate oral sex in front of thousands of people.

Trump probably swallows.