Elections Trump for POTUS mega thread

[44nutman]

Hawk Tuah Trump is now selling Make America Spit on that Thang hats.
What a time to be alive in America, never thought I would see a Presidential Candidate simulate Oral Sex on a microphone and let me know Arnold Palmer has a giant penis. The crazy part is Christians love Hawk Tuah Trump.
Satan smiles every time a Christian buys a Trump Bible.

 

[DoctorTaco]

Trump probably swallows.

Hespect

 

[AWilder]

Throat goat rolling over in her grave

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Hawk Tuah Trump is now selling Make America Spit on that Thang hats.
What a time to be alive in America, never thought I would see a Presidential Candidate simulate Oral Sex on a microphone and let me know Arnold Palmer has a giant penis. The crazy part is Christians love Hawk Tuah Trump.
Satan smiles every time a Christian buys a Trump Bible.

donald trump is the original hawk tuah guy.

jerking off giraffes, talking about arnold palmers cock and then sucking down some imaginary cock. what a way to close out your campaign. meanwhile the current president is out there eating babies and shit.

god bless american politics

 

[44nutman]

I heard Hawk Tuah Trump used campaign money to make sure the microphone keeps quiet.

 

[eddymotto]

I threw my back out climbing onto a forklift last week.

No presidential nomination for me.

I hate to say it, but you have officially lost my vote

EDIT: Also - I hope that your back is getting better

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I heard Hawk Tuah Trump used campaign money to make sure the microphone keeps quiet.

stormy daniels be like "that microphone lasted longer than he did."

 

[ShadowRun]

 

[Strychnine]

 

[Andy Capp]

he calls this dance move "the putin"

Is that short for putin it into his mout'?

 

[luckyshot]

So, how many times has the person you are voting for simulated oral sex on a microphone in a public place in the last 24 hours?

 

[Rob Battisti]

So, how many times has the person you are voting for simulated oral sex on a microphone in a public place in the last 24 hours?

A joke so bad you posted it in two threads back to back

 

[K1levelgrappler]

I love that McDonalds is so near and dear to his heart and the idea of stolen McValor deeply offends him lol

 

[Strychnine]

What in the BLUE H3// is he talking about?!?!

 

[44nutman]

The camera showing a half empty arena while Old Man Trump is rambling about his huge crowds is the laugh I needed.

 

[Helden]

The camera showing a half empty arena while Old Man Trump is rambling about his huge crowds is the laugh I needed.

Apparently if your rallies are smaller than your opponent's there's ZERO chance you could win....

... at least that was the chud 'logic' in 2020

 

[emefer]

What in the BLUE H3// is he talking about?!?!

If god saved trump it was only because he wasn’t giving us an easy way out. We need to save ourselves from that antichrist.

 

[Helden]

If god saved trump it was only because he wasn’t giving us an easy way out. We need to save ourselves from that antichrist.

If ever there was stronger evidence that theres no such thing as god... Some firefighter getting killed to save Trump, the rapist

 

[jk7707]

What in the BLUE H3// is he talking about?!?!

Every single "Christian" that supports Trump based on what these charlatans describe him as, should wind up in their "hell" based on their scripture.

 

[KaNesDeath]

Nick Fuentes realizing MAGA supporters are a cult: