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Elections Trump for POTUS mega thread

I don't really care about him as a politician but Trump is the last great stand up comedian. He goes out there and just riffs on everyone and it's fucking hilarious.
 
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AWilder said:
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Bill Barr belly laughing when asked about Dinesh’s fiction still rustles the fuck out of that felon Dinesh.
 
LangfordBarrow said:
You're not a fan of Trump Lite? Santos is how Trump would have turned out if he hadn’t been born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
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Not even. I think if he was born poor he'd have been a standup comic. Edit: correction: too dumb to get anywhere near that with no toadies to help him do everything. Disregard. Worse than useless is what he'd be.
 
cottagecheesefan said:
Announcing free college for everyone with Agenda 47.

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We will take the billions of dollars by taxing, fining, and suing excessively large private university endowments and we will then use that money to endow a new institution called the American Academy.
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So Trump is saying he’s going to take private money, by government force, and funnel it into his college.
Well, that doesn’t sound shady at all.
 
Spam On Rye said:
I don't really care about him as a politician but Trump is the last great stand up comedian. He goes out there and just riffs on everyone and it's fucking hilarious.
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The total lack of introspection just makes it more like just listening to someone who is mentally ill, IMO.
 
jefferz said:
So Trump is saying he’s going to take private money, by government force, and funnel it into his college.
Well, that doesn’t sound shady at all.
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There's a certain irony in him railing against Communists and in the same breath bragging about using the government to fine and sue these private universities in order to fund his government run school.
 
Spam On Rye said:
The lack of introspection is what makes it funny.
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god damn that username. im a bit hungover today and the thought of spam on rye makes me shudder a bit right now.

spam on rye though. what are you supposed to flavor the rye with spam? or is it the other way around? is the rye supposed to just soak into the spam or something and then you eat it, or do you just soak your spam in some rye and then do a shot? i never thought about your forum name quite literally before, but i figured i gotta ask.
 
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idrankyourbeer said:
god damn that username. im a bit hungover today and the thought of spam on rye makes me shudder a bit right now.

spam on rye though. what are you supposed to flavor the rye with spam? or is it the other way around? is the rye supposed to just soak into the spam or something and then you eat it, or do you just soak your spam in some rye and then do a shot? i never thought about your forum name quite literally before, but i figured i gotta ask.
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I've actually never thought about it literally myself tbh. I was way into reading Bukowski's Ham On Rye when I was younger and also used to love spam and I just mashed the two things together for a goofy name.

Also, nothing better than a greasy hamburger and and fountain soda for that hangover. You'll shit your brains out in about an hour and then feel like a million bucks.
 
Spam On Rye said:
I've actually never thought about it literally myself tbh. I was way into reading Bukowski's Ham On Rye when I was younger and also used to love spam and I just mashed the two things together for a goofy name.

Also, nothing better than a greasy hamburger and and fountain soda for that hangover. You'll shit your brains out in about an hour and then feel like a million bucks.
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oh i already am my dude. the hershey squirts are on full display this afternoon. ya i dont know what im gonna have once i can muster up the motivation to eat, but its definately gonna be greasy and unhealthy as fuck.
 
Might be one of the best speeches in all mankind history. Still going, almost two hours later.

what an amazing man
 
@Spam On Rye

This is why the want him OFF the ballot

you watch any of the speech? Still going on, but he has hit his greatest stride. If you think he is at least comedic value, highly recommend this speech today, still going on.

please listen. Then tell me if you disagree with ANYTHING he said. He is a god send. His message has not changed since the 80s. This is the hero we need. But his delivery is amazing

anything that affects your life, that he did not address

again, the link, this is what your soul need

https://rumble.com/v3sid85-president-donald-j.-trump-delivers-remarks-in-houston-texas-11223.html
 
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Spam On Rye said:
I've actually never thought about it literally myself tbh. I was way into reading Bukowski's Ham On Rye when I was younger and also used to love spam and I just mashed the two things together for a goofy name.

Also, nothing better than a greasy hamburger and and fountain soda for that hangover. You'll shit your brains out in about an hour and then feel like a million bucks.
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You sound delicious with a dab of mustard. :D
 
cottagecheesefan said:
@Spam On Rye

This is why the want him OFF the ballot

you watch any of the speech? Still going on, but he has hit his greatest stride. If you think he is at least comedic value, highly recommend this speech today, still going on.

please listen. Then tell me if you disagree with ANYTHING he said. He is a god send. His message has not changed since the 80s. This is the hero we need. But his delivery is amazing

anything that affects your life, that he did not address

again, the link, this is what your soul need

https://rumble.com/v3sid85-president-donald-j.-trump-delivers-remarks-in-houston-texas-11223.html
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