International "Trump-class Battleships"

he deports latinas, is obsessed with a ballroom, dances to YMCA at every event, and now he wants to improve the looks of navy ships...

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Don't forget about him and Bubba.
 
God, China is going to fuck us in our asses for the next 500 years
Old Ass Trump is going to bring back the Phalanx formation for the army because his brother used to teach the Una-Bomber at MIT. Old, dumb and a narcissist is horrible personality traits for any leader, surrounded by drunk Fox News hosts.
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he deports latinas, is obsessed with a ballroom, dances to YMCA at every event, and now he wants to improve the looks of navy ships...

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And dances to the village people.
 
Old Ass Trump is going to bring back the Phalanx formation for the army because his brother used to teach the Una-Bomber at MIT. Old, dumb and a narcissist is horrible personality traits for any leader, surrounded by drunk Fox News hosts.
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some time before his mother survived 9/11 and the holocaust, renowned astronaut, broadway director, dog rescuer, baruch graduate, real estate & stock market tycoon, volleyball star, and drag queen george anthony devolder katana ravache santos invented the phalanx formation.

it has even been said that he taught the greeks everything they know about combat and military tactics.
 
Old Ass Trump is going to bring back the Phalanx formation for the army because his brother used to teach the Una-Bomber at MIT. Old, dumb and a narcissist is horrible personality traits for any leader, surrounded by drunk Fox News hosts.
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Someone asked him about a phalanx but he heard "phallus" and got a little too excited.
 
There is a reason battleships stopped being produced after World War 2. They dont do well against a mass of planes, subs and would not fair well against drones either.
Whats next Desk Jockey Donny is going to bring back Horse Calvary?
We spent more on military than the next 8 countries combined when Obama President. So stop with the military friendly fantasy. If Child Sex Predator Protector, Trump wanted to spend money at least get something that is not some obsolete antique. It like listening to some old drunk complaining about the lack of cobblers.
You see. My trump battleships are invisible. They are the greatest battleships ever made. They can’t be seen. But let me tell you. They are yuge. Like, Arnold Palmer yuge. And my ships. Oh, they are beautiful. Like ivanka beautiful. If she was invisible. Oh the things I woulda done to her on my invisible battleship. if she was younger. And the seamen. So much seamen on my battleships. So full. And of course. The big Trump sign. Well let me tell you. Those aren’t invisible. They are giant solid gold. With flashing lights. On top of my beautiful, yuge invisible battleship. All for the American people. You’re welcome.
 
dude managed to bankrupt not just one but three casino's. if i were the navy i wouldn't want the name trump to be on anything related to my field.

The Trump name has established itself to represent failure. Trump Hotels, Trump Casinos, Trump Airlines, Trump Marina, Trump Beverages, Trump Burger, Trump Castle, Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Ice, the Trump board game, Trump Magazine, TrumpCoin, Tour De Trump, Trump Mortgage Company, Trump Regency, Trump World's Fair, Trump Soho, Trump Calogne, the Trump Foundation, Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Atlanta, Trump Charlotte, Trump Plaza, Trump Entertainment Resorts Inc., Trump Indiana, Trump Chicago, Trump Fort Lauderdale, Trump Golf Puerto Rico, Trump Shuttle, Trump Network, Trump Baja Mexico, Trump Travel, Trump Tower Tampa, Trump Dating, Trump Princess, Trump Princess II, The Trump Network, Don. Jr. and Eric Trump, Trump Vodka, Trump Jupiter, Trump IPO, Trump Mortgage, GoTrump.com, Trump's twitter account, Trump's border wall, Trump's online blog, Trump's first two marriages, Trump's 66 post-election lawsuits, Trump's lawyers, Trump's insurrection, and the Trump presidency!
Which AC casinos haven't gone bankrupt? That's a long list do you keep that ready in a handy little folder or did you type it up from memory?
 
Which AC casinos haven't gone bankrupt? That's a long list do you keep that ready in a handy little folder or did you type it up from memory?
From memory would be impressive because Trump has so many failures.
 
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