Trophy Repair Tip

[Keith Wassung]

I have a collection of trophies from my competitve lifting days along with others from football, wrestling and track. I also have medals from wrestling and olympic lifting and actually prefer them to trophies--they dont break, easy to display, easy to transport, etc, etc. But anway I have tried many, many times to fix the broken lifting trophies and two of my football trophies to no avail. Its always the little man at the top or one of the plates on the loaded barbell that breaks. I have tried super glue, krazy glue, mighty putty, duct tape, plastic of paris, epoxy, playdough, and nothing works. I was having lunch this past week and heard two mothers discussing how to fix one of their kids cheerleading trophies and the first one said--just use a hot glue gun. I came home today and got our my wifes hot glue gun (she has several as she is a craft-a-holic) and figured what the heck, knowing it would not work, but it worked and it worked instantly. It took me less than 15 minutes to fix all of my broke trophies and so I thought I would pass this little tip along

keith

 

[hughes]

Or you could do what I do and just never win anything.

 

[Cratos]

Or you could do what I do and just never win anything.

Yeah good plan...

 

[Snitz]

Or you could do what I do and just never win anything.

times a thousand

 

[RedNeckJiuJitsu]

Only trophies I won were from little league and soapbox derby (won first place both times I ever entered a derby). Granted, those were the only times I ever did anything competitive that gave trophies...

 

[ronin0352]

Thanks Keith.

 

[Standard]

I'd like to give you guys a tip to make your penis 8" long... just fold it in half, thats what i do...




*wishes he had massive trophy collection*

 

[Bubble Boy]

I've got a box full of bronze medals from Judo tournaments. In which 3 of us competed.

 

[bacon]

I'm one of the weakest guys here and I've got wrestling trophies and football trophies, hell, I've even go baseball trophies and I suck at baseball, but of all the trophies in my mother's house, none are as tall and prestegious as my sister's mudd racing trophies. They trump every other trophy in the house and my step father spent several years in Vietnam.


There's a lesson here, and that lesson is, if you want a big, fuck-off, shiny trophy/medal, compete in something weird and unpopular. Like competetitive sock knitting, women's performance fleece, or some other shit that no one cares about.

 

[Sconse]

I'd like to give you guys a tip to make your penis 8" long... just fold it in half, thats what i do...




*wishes he had massive trophy collection*

hahaha 16" standard? that must suck

I wish I had a massive trophy collection too, I have like 2 or 3, probably some other shit ones from when I used to play soccer too.

 

[Tosa]

I used to want trophies. Then I realised you can just buy trophies, and now I'm good at everything.

 

[ciscokid1024]

I am saving up for a trophy wife.

 

[Tosa]

I am saving up for a trophy wife.

Keep in mind that in addition to a large down payment, there's also monthly pavements for as long as she lives.

 

[Standard]

Keep in mind that in addition to a large down payment, there's also monthly pavements for as long as she's attractive.

Correction

 

[Keith Wassung]

I am saving up for a trophy wife.

as long as its not for sixth place

 

[hunto]

*is trophy husband*

*keeps hot glue gun handy*

 

[RedNeckJiuJitsu]

as long as its not for sixth place

Better 6th than dead last.