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i like the first two Joe movies. they’re big budget camp & i think they’re a lot of fun, even when they’re at their dumbest
Actually does seem like a slam dunk. Given the way that franchise has been going, Toretto would probably individually gorilla press Megatron into an ocean to defeat the Decepticons. Then Optimus would thank him and they’d philosophize about family.
The Rock lifts Bumblebee in Camaro form and swings him like a weapon in a battle against a giant robot.
And also ensure that he has an Aircooled engine in his ass (because he was NEVER a fucking camaro)The very first scene should have Dr. Mindbender fixing Snake Eyes and enabling him to talk and fixing Bumblebee so he can talk normally without stupid sound bites from random old movies.