Tony Ferguson the type of guy.....(Mega Thread)

[DM1982]

A lot of people don’t seem to get the theme. I thought it was basically ‘bizarre ways of doing common place things in a somewhat bad ass way’ lol

Some are hit some are miss.

Instead of complaining, add a good one, show us how it's done.

Otherwise

Spoiler

Tony says GTFO

 

[Wise1]

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to get flash knocked down only to then do a somersault and completely befuddle his opponent before breaking them altogether.

 

[Mahkor]

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy who would carve an Elk with his elbows because a knife is not sharp enough.

 

[DoGGyStyLe]

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy who while taking the subway will practise wing chun drills on the handrails.

 

[Drugstore Cowboy]

I really do not understand this whole 'Tony Ferguson the type of guy' thing...

Is that something like 'Khabib Time' spam but funnier?

 

[DM1982]

I really do not understand this whole 'Tony Ferguson the type of guy' thing...

Is that something like 'Khabib Time' spam but funnier?

Location: Russia


Are you indeed Russian?


I read your post in Russian, and yeah I don't associate Russian dudes having much sense of humour.

Look up the word 'irony', then come back to the thread.

Hope you have more luck next time.

 

[MuayThaiRhino]

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to eat his cereal with water

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to eat the crust and then throw away the sandwich

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to open a packet of crisps using scissors

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to stop at red lights in GTA 5

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to buy a bus ticket then walk home

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to tie his shoes before he puts them on

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to smoke beers and drink cigars

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to call in sick to a doctors appointment

 

[Ice Cold]

Tony Ferguson the type of guy who looks LESS cool with shades on.

 

[cristheroman]

Tony ferguson it's the type of guy that gets dropped in every fight just because he thinks it's cool.

 

[machidafan99]

Will help you clean up after a party and say it's good cardio.

 

[cristheroman]

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to stop at green lights and then start driving at red lights.

 

[Davey Crockett]

The type to ask about the whereabouts of your kid

 

[ILove4MinutesHyuna]

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy who while taking the subway will practise wing chun drills on the handrails.

Winner.

 

[TheIrishPsycho]

Tony is the type of guy who calls almost getting KOed a strategy.

Tony is the type of guy that calls elbows strikes 'punches' and punches 'fist strikes'

Tony is the type of guy who uses the stairs instead of the escalator for cardio

Tony is the type of guy who would dead-lift a beached seal

Tony is the type of guy who would use two snakes tied together as a jump rope

 

[DM1982]

Tony Ferguson the type of guy who when you ask for directions he just takes you there himself... cept he hasnt got a clue where it is, drives you around for half an hour, gets you lost miles from your destination then says 'sorry bro gotta go, good luck' and fucks off again

 

[FedorGOAT]

Tony Ferguson the type of guy who will steal your girlfriend & then will take you to a stripper bar to console you.

 

[cristheroman]

Tony Ferguson is that type of guy that signals right when he turns left.

 

[chinarice]

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy who is the best lightweight on earth but the other guy that people claim to be the best lightweight in the world won't sign on that dotted line one more time to find out who's best.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to help you soap up your back in a communal shower

 

[DM1982]

Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to help you soap up your back in a communal shower

... even though you never asked him to