Tom Skerritt vs Tom Selleck

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

Who has the better mustache?

 

[GoodBadHBK]

Selleck all the way

Imagine his career if he would have taken the Indiana Jones role

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

Selleck all the way

Imagine his career if he would have taken the Indiana Jones role

 

[GoodBadHBK]

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

Definitely a top 5 Gene Simmons flick. Maybe top 3.

 

[Noveltymortar]

What's better, a birthday cake or a tumor?

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

What's better, a birthday cake or a tumor?

Where’s the tumor and is it mixed with oreos?

 

[Noveltymortar]

Where’s the tumor and is it mixed with oreos?

Brain stem. Inoperable and terminal. It's called a Skerritt's malignancy, named after his mustache. I suppose it could be mixed with Oreos after you die and they remove it but someone else would get to enjoy it and then they would end up contracting their own Skerritt's malignancy.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

Brain stem. Inoperable and terminal. It's called a Skerritt's malignancy, named after his mustache. I suppose it could be mixed with Oreos after you die and they remove it but someone else would get to enjoy it and then they would end up contracting their own Skerritt's malignancy.

I was always bad at science but Alien was dope.

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

Ban.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

Ban.

Yeah ok.

I guess you know how it is to be banned.

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

Yeah ok.

I guess you know how it is to be banned.

It’s a traditional response of disagreement. Almost endearing one might say.

 

[Tone C]

It’s a traditional response of disagreement. Almost endearing one might say.

Ban.

 

[Zer]

Selleck's moustache is glorious but it's no Sam Elliot's moustache

Spoiler

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

Ban.

Bandana.

 

[Tone C]

Bandana.

Banana

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

Banana

Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Jesus. That plane crash is horrifying.