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Tom Cruise just got manlet-shamed

maybe they should try Ronda Rousey on the tv version. Jane Reacher. They probably could afford her and it would show that not everyone in movies needs to be a white male
 
maybe they should try Ronda Rousey on the tv version. Jane Reacher. They probably could afford her and it would show that not everyone in movies needs to be a white male

Two birds with one stone because Ronda is black.
 
He's not yet to the thetan level where one can grow themself. On a side note Paul Simon is 5'3"...
 
Tom Cruise Net Worth, salary and career earnings: Tom Cruise is an American actor and producer who has a net worth of $570 million.
 
He's not yet to the thetan level where one can grow themself. On a side note Paul Simon is 5'3"...

That's at least three inches more than you need to be a top tier slayer.

 
Let's start a gofundme for Tom.
 
Calling it now... new hellboy will be new reacher
 
Tom is the best action movie lead in Hollywood today. I'll fight anyone who suggests otherwise. His body of work is PEERLESS among today's stars. lol@the Marvel dorks or the Rock worshippers.
 
it's more likely Cruise wouldn't stoop to do a TV show.....
 
shoutout to Kevin Nash for playing the Russian in The Punisher, and SuperShredder in TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze

at least they cast the height right in those?
 
Even his Scientology pals with their advanced technology can't alter his height?
 
A TV series is a different thing nowadays with Netflix etc so it's not beyond imagining that a big star could lead, but Tom Cruise seems a stretch at the least.

Being a Reacher book fan, it always seemed jarring seeing his stature in the films, he did well at thw role and I enjoyed them, but he wasn't Reacher. Reacher intimidates people with his size and it's referred to constantly in the books. It describes 6ft+ benching 275 and banging 10's life pretty perfectly and I'd like the show to reflect that experience that I have day to day.
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Never Go Manlet
 
Trust me if they could have gotten Tom Cruise to be in this TV show they would have gladly done it
 
Reachers whole character is based around his size 6’6” if I remember correctly.

He was miscast.
 
"you want me to do a TV show??!?"
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I always thought that "Reacher" was a nickname, because the dude was so short.

Anyway, it is a good move. It is hard to watch a midget save the world and kick ass all the time, impossible to believe.
 
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