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[Other]

@Other your dog is the absolute essence of badassery. He should rule all of Sherdog and you need to post him in my who here has the guts to post their pet’s picture thread

And vote toasty

@Aegon Spengler yes I agree wholly and totally with your Chocolate L stance whatsoever the fuck it might mean.

Vote Toasty

@Whippy McGee @ColemanwastheGOAT
@nostradumbass

You vote Toasty I’ll vote Trump and then bury my beloved mother and her exploded heart from my betrayal

@WoozyFailGuy ill admit your haiku kung fu is superior if yo vote toasty

@Fedorgasm ill stop being massively disturbed by your screen mane if you Vote Toasty

@Sonny Qc ill send yet another and this one will be after the ice bucket challenge to make you feel better if you Vote Toasty

@Strychnine I’ll fill your pool with Guinness and install a diving board with a pint glass holder if you vote Toasty

@nonoob ill keep your appliances in lingerie and lip stick if you vote Toasty

@jeff7b9 I’ll write up fake appraisals to get your shady real estate deals to go through if you vote Toasty

@Kardashians Bunny Power needs your support. Tax cuts for every rabbit in your home or yard or cell block whatever your current situation is if you Vote Toasty

I shan't give the Canadian my vote.

 

[toasty]

@Van Daz who was there for your shoop thread when it needed a push and who posts your bunny uppercuts picture? Vote Toasty

@StonedLemur Did the other candidates ever shoop you like I shoop you? Vote Toasty

@Cowboy Kurt Angle @Myrddin Wild we share a love of marvel characters with mma heads pasted on them. Vote Toasty

@lsa i hate Slobodan too Vote Toasty

@Slobodan I hate LSA too Vote Toasty

@HockeyBjj i really don’t remember anything about you other than your name. Vote Toasty

@fingercuffs you can’t vote for someone with Trump in their screen name so Vote Toasty

@kh I forget the rest of your name but you’re my newest adopted white belt so Vite Toasty if u r not banned yet

 

[toasty]

I shan't give the Canadian my vote.

I’m pretty sure @Andy Capp has officially renounced both his citizenship and grammar nazi affiliation just now. So Vote Toasty

 

[toasty]

@Whippy McGee long smooth glassy lefts and no chunky grommets dropping in if you Vote Toasty Brah

 

[Wilmer Digreux]

Is it a surprise to anyone that the left is bussing in these Mayberry criminals so they can get them to vote? I think not

i plan on eating the warroom pets

 

[nonoob]

@nonoob ill keep your appliances in lingerie and lip stick if you vote Toasty

Not Everybody Has A Price Toasty but you just named mine!​

 

[toasty]

@ObsoleteSoul i will consider you my true Soul Brother if u switch that hanging chad mistakenly counted vote

@Wilmer Digreux snd I’ll put them on a spit and roast them for u if you vote toaso

 

[Satur9]

i plan on eating the warroom pets

Start with Andy’s side. They are accustomed to their pets being eaten. Some Pedro fella has a hellhound that almost ate some poor old lady recently too.

 

[Other]

I’m pretty sure @Andy Capp has officially renounced both his citizenship and grammar nazi affiliation just now. So Vote Toasty

T'were you not in court with the Canadian, my vote you would have

But alas you align with such that cannot receive my vote.

Apologies.

 

[MetalGearTrump]

Think of it this way. i will be Mayberry's mole and destabilize the War Room from the inside (which honestly it already is I mean shit I might rule there how stable could it be?)......

plus how pissed off will it make the war room if a millions of mayberry migrants overwhelm their social safety nets and we form violent gangs in their most sacred threads.

Viva the Mayberry revolution A shiny nickle to the man woman or bear that brings me @MetalGearTrump 's blocky head on a spike!

@LMP @idrankyourbeer

HERE IT IS FOLKS! PLAIN AS DAY!

We have TAMPON @toasty playing his DIRTY tricks! This is clear ERECTION INTERFERENCE!

He's letting these people in from the Mayberry, UNVETTED! We don't know who they are. But here he is, bringing in clearly UNDOCUMENTED and ILLEGAL voters into our sacred election.

Our sherdogocracy is at stake people. We are a forum in decline and will remain so as long as TERRIBLE @toasty keeps running this shadow campaign across forum borders

@Andy Capp (CRAPP) CALL IN YOUR DOG BEFORE THIS GETS UGLY!

 

[LMP]

@LMP @idrankyourbeer

HERE IT IS FOLKS! PLAIN AS DAY!

We have TAMPON @toasty playing his DIRTY tricks! This is clear ERECTION INTERFERENCE!

He's letting these people in from the Mayberry, UNVETTED! We don't know who they are. But here he is, bringing in clearly UNDOCUMENTED and ILLEGAL voters into our sacred election.

Our sherdogocracy is at stake people. We are a forum in decline and will remain so as long as TERRIBLE @toasty keeps running this shadow campaign across forum borders

@Andy Capp (CRAPP) CALL IN YOUR DOG BEFORE THIS GETS UGLY!

Better get your boys to campaign for you. Can't let the Leftist win the WR!!

 

[LMP]

Election interference…Why are Mayberry residents voting in the War Room elections?

The Deep State loves the Berry and welcomes all to vote.

 

[thebluerider]

i won't help you

 

[toasty]

Better get your boys to campaign for you. Can't let the Leftist win the WR!!

@LMP Speaking of votes that need casting. Cast aside this pledge of celibacy and pop that voting cherry for Capp and Carrots. You know we’ve always respected your wisdom and power and never went to the lightweights to talk shit about you like certain other candidates are widely rumored to do almost daily

 

[LMP]

@LMP Speaking of votes that need casting. Cast aside this pledge of celibacy and pop that voting cherry for Capp and Carrots. You know we’ve always respected your wisdom and power and never went to the lightweights to talk shit about you like certain other candidates are widely rumored to do almost daily

I'm a man of my word. Only if it ends in a tie.

 

[toasty]

I'm a man of my word. Only if it ends in a tie.

And if it does? Will you tear down that Trump or Capp Andy?

 

[Satur9]

@ObsoleteSoul i will consider you my true Soul Brother if u switch that hanging chad mistakenly counted vote

@Wilmer Digreux snd I’ll put them on a spit and roast them for u if you vote toaso

If I weren’t a man of such great integrity and steadfastness, I would switch. You got the Hustler Spirit within you, and that deserves immense respect.

This other guy out here not even trying.

 

[toasty]

I accidentally drank caffeinated coffee tonight and even worse yet put cocaine in instead of sugar so….

 

[toasty]

i won't help you

I won’t give you your 169 like if your nearly 25,000 posts

My god man how is that ratio even possible. I’d have thought at least 170 people would have accidentally hit the like button by now

 

[thebluerider]

25k in sight....nice!