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Anbody with some Toasty love in their hearts and enough steel in their testicles can pop over the the War Room and vote a Rabbit with Mayberry roots into POWER!

So a vote for the currently losing CApp & Caarrots ticket will get you my undying gratitude and free drinks at the Rabbit Hole Tavern in perpetuity. Or a changed vote in the case of @ObsoleteSoul soon to be known as @obsoleteJudas or @obsoleteBrutus for the old backstabby backstabbing of his current vote


Look you really can't control who will be your IRL VP but a vote for Toasty and I'll make all your dreams come true.....
 
Think of it this way. i will be Mayberry's mole and destabilize the War Room from the inside (which honestly it already is I mean shit I might rule there how stable could it be?)......

plus how pissed off will it make the war room if a millions of mayberry migrants overwhelm their social safety nets and we form violent gangs in their most sacred threads.

Viva the Mayberry revolution A shiny nickle to the man woman or bear that brings me @MetalGearTrump 's blocky head on a spike!
 
Bro, you anchored yourself to a mad-hatter Canadian! A fucking Canadian! I'll be damned if I vote for some Canuck to come and take my virtual guns, liberty, and mountain dew.
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Still love ya, my little sugar dumplin.
 
Free Drinks you say?
yeah sorry that only applies to non-Cowboy fans.......there is a line of evil even I won't sell my soul to cross and you are on the other side of that line talking to your Prescott jersey and probably believing that Drew Pearson didn't push off.

there is no hope for the likes of you, may god have mercy on your soul but dan campbell and the lions did not.
 
Bro, you anchored yourself to a mad-hatter Canadian! A fucking Canadian! I'll be damned if I vote for some Canuck to come and take my virtual guns, liberty, and mountain dew.
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Still love ya, my little sugar dumplin.
@Andy Capp willing to renounce your citizenship for Obby’s vote? We’re down 1 and that is a 2 vote swing
But please don’t come here and stump speak, that never helps.

Just hop on my back and Let the power of Mayberry bunny love carry you to victory
 
yeah sorry that only applies to non-Cowboy fans.......there is a line of evil even I won't sell my soul to cross and you are on the other side of that line talking to your Prescott jersey and probably believing that Drew Pearson didn't push off.

there is no hope for the likes of you, may god have mercy on your soul but dan campbell and the lions did not.
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Think of it this way. i will be Mayberry's mole and destabilize the War Room from the inside (which honestly it already is I mean shit I might rule there how stable could it be?)......

plus how pissed off will it make the war room if a millions of mayberry migrants overwhelm their social safety nets and we form violent gangs in their most sacred threads.

Viva the Mayberry revolution A shiny nickle to the man woman or bear that brings me @MetalGearTrump 's blocky head on a spike!
Dirty! <{jackyeah}>
 
I knew my platform should have been that I am forklift certified, then we never would have been in this mess.
 
@Other your dog is the absolute essence of badassery. He should rule all of Sherdog and you need to post him in my who here has the guts to post their pet’s picture thread

And vote toasty

@Aegon Spengler yes I agree wholly and totally with your Chocolate L stance whatsoever the fuck it might mean.

Vote Toasty

@Whippy McGee @ColemanwastheGOAT
@nostradumbass

You vote Toasty I’ll vote Trump and then bury my beloved mother and her exploded heart from my betrayal

@WoozyFailGuy ill admit your haiku kung fu is superior if yo vote toasty

@Fedorgasm ill stop being massively disturbed by your screen mane if you Vote Toasty

@Sonny Qc ill send yet another and this one will be after the ice bucket challenge to make you feel better if you Vote Toasty

@Strychnine I’ll fill your pool with Guinness and install a diving board with a pint glass holder if you vote Toasty

@nonoob ill keep your appliances in lingerie and lip stick if you vote Toasty

@jeff7b9 I’ll write up fake appraisals to get your shady real estate deals to go through if you vote Toasty

@Kardashians Bunny Power needs your support. Tax cuts for every rabbit in your home or yard or cell block whatever your current situation is if you Vote Toasty
 
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